A trucker friend of mine holds that there are only two seasons here in Indiana: winter season and construction season. This seems to be only half true, or winter runs along for most of the year since the roads, especially in large cities and the interstates, are falling apart.
There was a book in the “Spellsinger” series that made the sensible comment that the shortest distance between two points is…nothing. If there is nothing between two points, obviously they are side by side.
Skylar’s answer suggests (and I stress ‘suggests’) that the humble little ‘burg’ of ‘Tree Tops’is located in the ‘continually under ’Road Construction’ state of Illinois ! ! ! !
dadthedawg 23 days ago
Detour…..there’s a muddy road ahead.
epicatt2- 23 days ago
Hmmm… If I were Skyler I would’ve just circled that blank line!
OldsVistaCruiser 23 days ago
Pennsylvania?
Sanspareil 23 days ago
Depends if you are dealing with Euclidean space or hyper spatial non-Euclidean space!
Coopersdad 23 days ago
Most of the roads in the US.
Superfrog 23 days ago
Ironically, the distance between 2 jokes is often a straight line.
Mediatech 23 days ago
There is a shortcut, but it takes longer.
ArcticFox Premium Member 23 days ago
………and never finished.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 23 days ago
Shortest distance between two points is a cleavage.
Botulism Bob 23 days ago
The shortest distance between two lines is a straight point!
A# 466 23 days ago
A trucker friend of mine holds that there are only two seasons here in Indiana: winter season and construction season. This seems to be only half true, or winter runs along for most of the year since the roads, especially in large cities and the interstates, are falling apart.
bryce.gear 23 days ago
Skylar must live in CT.
JakeJakoubek 23 days ago
“… a set of bizarre circumstances.”
rgulyash 23 days ago
’Tis the season
preacherman 23 days ago
or a straight line, whichever you prefer.
Bill Löhr Premium Member 23 days ago
Or behind a school bus.
wirepunchr 23 days ago
Ya I’ve been to Chicago too.
DaBump Premium Member 23 days ago
It’s that time of year when orange barrels grow on the highways.
elvira.alejandro 23 days ago
At that rate, Skyler will graduate of elementary school at mid-life crisis.
Prey 23 days ago
Is the time between breaths of an opinionated jer… – person.
timbob2313 Premium Member 23 days ago
True
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 23 days ago
The shortest distance between two points is always full of people who also use Google Maps.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 23 days ago
the one with no traffic lights.
elgrecousa Premium Member 23 days ago
Could it be a straight line?
wildlandwaters 23 days ago
Oh! Good one!!
James Lindley Premium Member 23 days ago
Well that’s certainly true here.
Aladar30 Premium Member 23 days ago
Correct! A+!
DKHenderson 23 days ago
There was a book in the “Spellsinger” series that made the sensible comment that the shortest distance between two points is…nothing. If there is nothing between two points, obviously they are side by side.
'IndyMan' 23 days ago
Skylar’s answer suggests (and I stress ‘suggests’) that the humble little ‘burg’ of ‘Tree Tops’is located in the ‘continually under ’Road Construction’ state of Illinois ! ! ! !
mistercatworks 23 days ago
The shortest distance between two jokes is a “straight line”.
Neat '33 23 days ago
Um; the “super train” being built to go from NorCal to SoCal???
MFRXIM Premium Member 23 days ago
…a railroad crossing with a long train.
wlbr549 23 days ago
“You can’t get there from here…”
eddi-TBH 23 days ago
And if it’s not, it needs repair badly.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 22 days ago
grain of truth.
bakana 21 days ago
I didn’t know Shoe lived in Atlanta.