The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for April 15, 2024

Loretta’s nemesis

The scales fell from her eyes.

I don’t see how Loretta’s spindly legs can support her girth.

Oh, yeah—it’s a comic strip!!

H.G. Wells might have written a sequel to “The Time Machine” had he met Leroy and Loretta — called “The Mor-Lockhorns.”

Great place for a chat with strangers.

Two feet facing and 146 pounds!!

Nice top-down perspective artwork.

but seriously, why are you highlighting your bathroom …… to a guest?

Where’s Leroy’s toothbrush???

Meanwhile, the lady says, “You know, I can handle going to the bathroom alone. Can you leave for a minute before I wet myself?”

I know Loretta’s speaking metaphorically. I just don’t understand her metaphor.

It is some kind of miracle that they are able to put on such weight, what with the undoubted amounts of food poisoning Loretta procures in the kitchen.

Looks like a bathroom scale to me