Dotty Dubbs’ pitching may not get her to the pros, but she looks to have a bright future on the bowling team and a career option as a clam digger after graduation.
And the “I don’t know jack sh*t” how to write about sports" continues (The only thing consistent. ) A sharp hit back to the pitcher would be “lines it”. A “pop” is up in the air. GEEZ !!!????
Wait, they’re playing Valley Tech in the opener? I thought they only played them in the championship deciding game, or the actual championship. And speaking of champions, Mopped Up Thorp is the champion of snark strips.
Three up, three down! What a start! A perfect first inning! Can you believe it! This girl’s on fire! She might go pro later today! I haven’t seen a performance like this since announcing my last game!
So she gave up no hits for one inning. “What a way to start!” Yeah, it’s never been done before. What happens if she walks someone? “Oh, the humanity!!”?
Shame on all of us. This is a reverse tribute to Jim Abbott. Dot pitches with her right hand then catches the line drive with a Left Hander’s glove. (For you too young to remember, Jim was born without a right hand. Hence, a reverse tribute.)
Charks about 1 month ago
Dorothy’s a real Wizard out there — Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion down one, two, three.
Klubble about 1 month ago
Who ever says “Glove?” Besides at OJ’s trail…
Klubble about 1 month ago
P2: I can’t…it’s too easy, just like Dorothy.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
All you need is glove. Glove is all you need.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
Dotty Dubbs’ pitching may not get her to the pros, but she looks to have a bright future on the bowling team and a career option as a clam digger after graduation.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
Moon’s wooden crap shack is rocking for today’s season opening. The two-tone grass makes the day extra festive.
Gil-doh! about 1 month ago
Cox waks – out?
jayesquire about 1 month ago
And the “I don’t know jack sh*t” how to write about sports" continues (The only thing consistent. ) A sharp hit back to the pitcher would be “lines it”. A “pop” is up in the air. GEEZ !!!????
Irish53 about 1 month ago
This story so far is still better than about anything with Tobe
bearwku82 about 1 month ago
P1- Cami’s cousin coaches at Valley Tech?
P3- Who are the batters parents, Dusty and Felicia Cox?
Chaze Premium Member about 1 month ago
A line drive is not a pop fly. Even in girls’ softball.
jslabotnik about 1 month ago
Sierra and her sisters, Ivana, and Lotta
Vito from Goshen about 1 month ago
Oh wow, we had a ton of money on the over of 3 runs given up by Dorothy in the first inning. Looks like another big payday for Vito!
artegal about 1 month ago
“What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?”
“End of an inning?”
—Good Morning, Vietnam
Mopman about 1 month ago
Wait, they’re playing Valley Tech in the opener? I thought they only played them in the championship deciding game, or the actual championship. And speaking of champions, Mopped Up Thorp is the champion of snark strips.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/16/close-quarters-2/
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
imagine beavis and butthead when marty said nobody better to have a ball in there hand
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
valley tech player on the juice can only hit it back to the pitcher !!!
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
coach cami swallowed her chewing tobbaco milford may have to forfeit
Little Blue Bicycle about 1 month ago
Grass infield for high school girls softball?
KazDojo about 1 month ago
I hear Sierra Cox is going pro.
James St. John Smythe about 1 month ago
Great. Now I have the next 23 hours and 59 minutes and 48 seconds until the Mudlarks are up to bat.
Irish53 about 1 month ago
HeeHaw finally gets to hear the ‘Wak of the bat’
metals24 about 1 month ago
Three up, three down! What a start! A perfect first inning! Can you believe it! This girl’s on fire! She might go pro later today! I haven’t seen a performance like this since announcing my last game!
Klubble about 1 month ago
So she gave up no hits for one inning. “What a way to start!” Yeah, it’s never been done before. What happens if she walks someone? “Oh, the humanity!!”?
Klubble about 1 month ago
P2: The eclipse begins behind Dotty’s head.
Klubble about 1 month ago
Why is it “Valley Tech and Mudlarks”? Shouldn’t it be Valley Tech and Milford? Or whatever VT’s team name is and the Mudlarks? Marty is drunk already.
Mopman about 1 month ago
Personally, I think the glass backstop was a bad idea.
jayesquire about 1 month ago
As long as it’s not the one used by Good Will Hunting’s southy buddy upstairs
Twainrdr about 1 month ago
Shame on all of us. This is a reverse tribute to Jim Abbott. Dot pitches with her right hand then catches the line drive with a Left Hander’s glove. (For you too young to remember, Jim was born without a right hand. Hence, a reverse tribute.)
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 30 days ago
Dorothy Glove? I thought her name was Dorothy Wolfe.