Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2024

Yeah, Breezy! Now we’ll get some answers!

Three Letters: AGD. Cobra is a Agency Guardian Drone planted by Breezy months ago to guide Rip home(hey, it’s his dream)!

Breezy’s hair looks too wild, meaning this is still a dream. TNT better bite Rip hard to snap him out of this!

Aw heck Breezy, there’s plenty of Rip for the both of you. Wink, wink, nod, nod….That’s what I’d say if I were Rip.

Could Breezy be behind Skull? Maybe Rip’s mother recruited her!

KA-PLOT TWIST!! I did not see this coming. I’ve never seen Breezy look like this – trouble will surely follow.

Well hopefully Breezy heard Rip saying all the right things to Cobra.

Do not mess with the redheads!

Ka-cliffhanger!

/dramatic music!

Is this the real Breezy, or, a clone Breezy? Because I thought that, except when she’s trying to “steal” Rip, like here, they had actually became friends.

Dun-Dun-Duunn

I’m pretty sure an angry redhead with a gun is the one thing that would stop me from letting a hot brunette have her way with me. :)

Breezy finds her husband being KA-SMOOCHED by another woman. Another woman she knows all-too well.

And you’d be surprised how many women look hotter than Heck when they’re mad as Heck.

Is that panic room still available? Rip is going to need it.

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives

I was kind of hoping Breezy and Hazy and Tank Tucker were all being retconned away as something Rip had dreamed while kept being unconscious. Of course that would still leave the whole “call of the wild” topos to be eliminated from continuity and my consciousness …

KA-UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!

Whether this is just a dream (would Breezy really leave the panic room with TNT in Bad Dog mode?) or actually happening, things have definitely taken an interesting turn. Wonder how Cobra will react to meeting Utah.

Ka-Whoops!

Evil Breezy? Now that could be fun.