Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 21, 2024

That dog may have to “go,” too!!

Good dog, Lassie.

I smell a marketing opportunity.

Part of a Lend-Leash program.

What girl? You say Timmy’s fallen into a well and we have to fetch him?

Now that’s good. The dog knows the date is bad.

Actually saw this when cell phones were distributed to managers at work. The boss would tell his assistant to call about 15 minutes after possibly dead end meetings started. His phone would buzz and he’d look at his phone and say he’d been waiting for critical call. He’d be gone and never return. If the meeting was proving useful, he’d just silence the call.

But you haven’t finished your Cabernet Sauvignon?

Hopefully, it’s not a long walk home.

But what if the date scratches the dog behind the ears?

Canis interuptus!

What if clueless date insists on walking with you?

This happens when you leashed expect it.

As good a reason as any……

Good dog!

Well Bob, it looks like my dog has “to go”.

A different sort of support animal.

I could use one of those.

I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to bow wow’t.

Outstanding ! Great Stuff !