My aunt was SO proud of her new brocade dress, she wore it to a party that night. Little did she know that the hostess just installed new drapes, made from the same fabric. My aunt had to be careful where she stood, so as not to be mistaken for a disembodied head and legs…
Doug K 27 days ago
She may need to have him reupholstered.
cdward 27 days ago
Couch camo.
silberdistel 27 days ago
Great ❣️
derdave969 27 days ago
Effective use of protective coloration in the home.
goboboyd 27 days ago
Just look under the large empty bag of Doritos. The one with hairy legs.
bloodykate 27 days ago
LOL!!
daleandkristen 27 days ago
Body sculpting needed……plus a healthier diet. You KNOW whom I’m referring to!
wildlandwaters 27 days ago
exactly!…I mean, how could you miss that nose!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
He’s part of a blended family.
Impkins Premium Member 27 days ago
It’s rather blinding, isn’t it? Not her butt, the fabric! :)
cuzinron47 27 days ago
He’s taking the couch with him.
meshugunah 27 days ago
My aunt was SO proud of her new brocade dress, she wore it to a party that night. Little did she know that the hostess just installed new drapes, made from the same fabric. My aunt had to be careful where she stood, so as not to be mistaken for a disembodied head and legs…