Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 17, 2002

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If you liked Spider-Man, you'll love... The amazing George W. GW: Coming, poppy! Washington, D.C. 1967. Young George is chatting with his father... Bush: Y'see, it's the power-responsibility thing... GW: Right, poppy. I'm going for a walk. On the summer streets of Georgetown... Clinton: Make love, not war, baby! GW: Whatever you say, longhair! Dude: You're a congressman's son! Why didn't you stomp that hippie?! GW: Hey, it's not my problem! But, decades later, in 1992. GW: What?! Who did this to poppy? The Houston News Bush Defeated! George W. leaps into action to track down the culprit, only to find... GW: It's you! That hippie I didn't stop in the '60s! Clinton: I feel your p... Ah, screw it. GW: My father's downfall -- is my fault! Now I know: with power comes responsibilitude! And so George W. uses his powers to exact revenge... ...Thus beginning his career as the amazing George W.! NEXT More Power and Responsibilitiness! GW: Let's see... How else can I avenge Poppy's old battles? Enter: The Iraqi Goblin!!