Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2011

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    comicgos  almost 13 years ago

    I still haven’t laughed yet today!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Sorry to interrupt, Ma’am, but we just received some important information:There are actually several free fonts that mimic the look of a ransom note.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    I’ll give you a hundred thousand to keep ‘im…I looked up kidnappers on Craig’s List, they are a quality outfit. Lots of recommendations…

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    rogerdr  almost 13 years ago

    You have to admire a kidnapper that keeps with tradition.

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    RonaldDavis  almost 13 years ago

    The trouble with fonts with supposedly random variations of the glyphs, imitating e.g. kidnap notes and corrosion, is that every instance of each letter is identical. For example, in the title “Windows for Dummies”, the two "o"s and the two "m"s are precisely identical.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    I agree with Varnes. This is only funny if she does not want him back. If it were my former husband… I no longer need to worry; he died the same year as my father.

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    Darthkryax1  almost 13 years ago

    How many people are gonna send emails to that address?

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