Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 29, 2008

Transcript:

"Mall cop Drabble, we need a person of integrity to be the next chief justice of the food court." "Whenever I give away free samples of my teriyaki chicken, you always take more than one!" "And then, you don't even BUY anything!! Therefore, we reject your nomination!" "This hearing is adjourned!" "Z" "Would you like your toothpicks back?"