Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 02, 2007
Transcript:
"Calendars. Who needs their randomly allotted twelve-month divisions? Why must we live our lives by the groupings of time decided by dead cultures? No more, I say. Let us break free!!" RIP! "Was that my limited edition 'Cutie Kitty-Cat Meowser of the Month' calendar?" "Um, yeah, I guess it was." "Rage...boiling...in the depths of my soul...Billy...run..." "Huh?" "...Rage taking over!! NNNNNNNNGUGNG, FPHTT, NGGNG!!" "Cow, no!! Look, it's good as new!!"