Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2007
Transcript:
Zipper: Yes, as America's safety school, Walden attracts diamonds in the rough... we handpick students from the waiting lists of some of the top colleges in the nation! Which is why our kids are so comfortable dating up. They routinely go out with students from places like Columbia or Amherst. Boy: Any serious relationships? Zipper: No, no, just hook-ups, but the point is we hold our own!