Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 18, 1997
Transcript:
June: Ralph, why are you wasting the day lounging around? Ralph: I happen to be hard at work! I am visualizing dangerous situations that I might encounter on the job! This makes me a better mall cop, and could save the lives of innocent shoppers! June: Sorry. I thought you were just being lazy! Ralph: Well, now you know better! Z