Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 17, 2006
Transcript:
"Wow! You mall cops have a lot of cool equipment on your belts!" MALL "That's right, young man! We carry the latest in crime-fighting technology!" "How come you don't have handcuffs?" "Uhhh..." "I lost the key!" "But don't worry...I found something that's just as effective." "...And it doesn't need a key!" "When can I get out of this thing??"