The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 22, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: I don't know, Fang. I want to ask that girl at the end of the bar out for a date. Eno: But every time I try to talk to her, she slaps me across my face. The last time she broke my nose in six places. Fang: Just remember one thing, Eno. Be positive. Eno: Wow! You're right, Fang! That's just the type of environment I needed. Eno: Yes sir! I can always count on my good buddy Fang for some inspiring advice, "be positive!"-that's just what I'll do! Fang: No, Eno. B positive is your paramedics will need to know.