The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 04, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Elvin, don't feel bad because the girls wouldn't let you stay with them. Fang: Yeah. We'll find room for you somewhere at our place. Elvin: Hey guys, don't worry about me overstaying my welcome. I'll be up as soon as the morning paper arrives, looking for a new apartment. Fang: But we don't get a morning paper. Elvin: In that case, wake me at quarter till "Oprah" and don't burn my eggs.