The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 26, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Congratulate me, Fang! I got a second date with a girl!! Fang: Really? Wow! That's incredible! Who's the unlucky girl? Eno: Peggy. I took her out last week to a show. She liked that I cried at the end of 'parent trap'. She says any guy who's sensitive enough to cry at movies deserves a second look! Fang: You cried at the end of parent trap? Eno: Sort of. Before the lights came up in the theater, I plucked out a big wad of nose hairs.