Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 25, 1992
Transcript:
Woman: Really? You're a writer?! ...are you famous? Writer: If I was famous, she wouldn't need to ask, so we're not dealing with a lot of brain thrust here... So I could be honest and say no, or shamelessly take advantage of her for a cheap, tawdry relationship and say... yes. Woman: ooo... Can I have your autograph?! Writer: Why, certainly, my dear... Computer: How Women Get Men to Sign Their Bar Tabs... by Arthur Mused More Adventures in Writing. Today's Episode: The Gullible of my Dreams."