Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 27, 1998

Transcript:

Man with mouth wide open, holding bagel: For the last time...WHITE wine with lox, RED wine with cream cheese, and a sauvignon blanc with both. Danae: Y'know, ordinarily this would be really scary. Santa: Well, fear is a self-fulfilling prophecy...when you assume the WORST in life, that's exactly what you'll find. But if you presume the BEST, you'll bring out the best in yourself and others around you. And THAT, my dear, is what this season is all about. Danae: Well, I guess this isn't a dream afterall and that you really are Santa Claus. Santa: Oh? What finally convinced you? Danae: I never dream in color or philosophy. Santa: *Sigh* Merry Christmas, kid...