Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 07, 1999
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"There are no absolutes in life" Man: Uh-oh... ...looks like a job for... Obviousman. Hold it right there, you semantic ne'er-do-well... Your sign makes an absolute statement, thus contradicting your so-called beliefs! Man 2: Well...yes...but no...I mean... ...Ok...uh...literally...but in this figuration. Urk. People: Thank you, Obviousman!! Man: No time for any glory-basking, folks. The presidential candidates are heading this way...