Garfield by Jim Davis for August 22, 2017

AHHHHH!!!! Oh wait! Forgot this is a comic strip. How embarrassing!

Out of a five-star rating, I’d give that one-fifth of one star.

That was so scary omg I fell out of my seat! (Sarcasm)

And the fact that your pot belly is so much bigger than Garfield’s makes you all the more menacing… in kind of a “don’t let him fall on me” way.

Aye sure and that be the downside AWGIEDAWGIE; of “The bigger they are the harder they fall” when they FALL on you!

Try harder next time, mutt…

Aww, I always feel sorry for that chained up guy!!

The delivery was fine but what was your motivation? Did you really, really feel that growl? You must dig deeper if you want to sell it.

Do you know what the funny thing is?

There is no seat.

xxx

Like waiting for your parole to come through…..Garfield..Only I don’t think they will give YOU one….

Edge of the seat – but no seat.