At first I thought the caption would read, “You’ve just crossed over into … The Trumplight Zone.” (apologies, etc.):
There is a weird dimension beyond that which is known to normal man. It is a dimension as vast as empty space and as timeless as idiocy. It is the middle ground between gaslight and scary shadows, between real science and superstition, and its lies lie between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of Trump’s warped imagination. It is an area which we call the Trumplight Zone.
Yet, he’s still supported by millions of people and most of the Congressional GOP. No other president in history would have survived any ONE of his inane comments. This is just continuing a consensus of the national decline in our education system, ethics, and integrity. I’m flabbergasted.
Actually, if we hadn’t been used to a cool, sophisticated, intelligent president who made us proud every time he went overseas, the change wouldn’t be so mind boggling. If we had gone straight from Shrub to Trump, we could have done it without getting a nose bleed from the altitude change.
We don’t need a merit badge for this, it shouldn’t happen. The President showed how low he can go in front of a bunch of kids. Luckily for him, he’s a Republican.
Dtroutma almost 7 years ago
Trump’s hinges haven’t been intact for a long, long, time.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
That’s inspired. He’s unhinged. And that’s exactly what merit badges look like, except that they are smaller than the image on your screen.
jvo almost 7 years ago
Choice
Daeder almost 7 years ago
The scary campfire story of “How I survived the president’s speech!” will become an instant classic!
emptc12 almost 7 years ago
At first I thought the caption would read, “You’ve just crossed over into … The Trumplight Zone.” (apologies, etc.):
There is a weird dimension beyond that which is known to normal man. It is a dimension as vast as empty space and as timeless as idiocy. It is the middle ground between gaslight and scary shadows, between real science and superstition, and its lies lie between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of Trump’s warped imagination. It is an area which we call the Trumplight Zone.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Zone_(1959_TV_series)
Old_Curmudgeon almost 7 years ago
HITLERIAN YOUTH – {limerick & coda}
Haven’t we seen this before? -
- as in Hitler’s Youth? … a corps
saluting their Führer
as Glorious Insurer
that their nation would soon again soar.
… Coda:
There’s now a badge for tying yuuge knots
in the gummint, – by devising self-serving plots.
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avalon1 almost 7 years ago
Yet, he’s still supported by millions of people and most of the Congressional GOP. No other president in history would have survived any ONE of his inane comments. This is just continuing a consensus of the national decline in our education system, ethics, and integrity. I’m flabbergasted.
Old_Curmudgeon almost 7 years ago
DUMP THE TRUMPTIES – {rhyme & coda}
The whole durn’ family let’s soon recall.
No safety-net when yanked off their wall, -
- while Hannity’s mouthings and Fox-and-Friends
seek to defend their tenure’s trends.
The Trumpties will soon be scrambled eggs,
loudly obnoxious yeggs,
American history’s dregs.
… Coda:
All the king’s horses and all the king’s kin
couldn’t put Trumpty together ag’in.
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Old_Curmudgeon almost 7 years ago
A caveat re my just-previous-rhyme’s advice to “Dump the Trumpties”:
AFTER TRUMP? EGAD! IT’S PENCE!! {a rhyme}
His damage comes fast
and his damage is vast.
Yet, when Trump’s in the past, -
- we’ll STILL have a Rightwing cast
in the White House where Pence
will nonsense dispense.
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Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
Trump is trying to drive America insane so that America will think he is normal.
Basically he is just destroying the Republican party and the credibility of America.
Striped Cat almost 7 years ago
Ok scouts, now can you put the door back on its hinges?
Diane Lee Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Actually, if we hadn’t been used to a cool, sophisticated, intelligent president who made us proud every time he went overseas, the change wouldn’t be so mind boggling. If we had gone straight from Shrub to Trump, we could have done it without getting a nose bleed from the altitude change.
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
“I have signed more bills than any President in history”
Translation — Ummmm. IOU’s to Russian oligarchs still count as bills, right??? After all, Trump does owe them money.lopaka almost 7 years ago
It is a shame that the one in uniform on the stage didn’t have the nads to say to the trumpster, " this is a jamboree, not a political rally."
Old_Curmudgeon almost 7 years ago
TRUMP-FANS: – {a limerick}
He’s dragging our nation downhill,
and yet has supporters still!!
When Trump’s lost his venue
they’ll persist and continue
to serve up the Trumpian swill.
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Mr. Blawt almost 7 years ago
We don’t need a merit badge for this, it shouldn’t happen. The President showed how low he can go in front of a bunch of kids. Luckily for him, he’s a Republican.