Like I doubt a drawbridge will deter missionaries of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as well as Jehovah’s Witnesses. Might be easy when it comes to Girl Scout cookies though.
The salesman should use swallows to help deliver his pitch. European swallows, not those slow African swallows. (Or are the European swallows the slow ones? I forget. Must be than constant banging of coconut shells…)
Notice hanging on my front porch; “I’m fully stocked on brushes, vacuum cleaners, cosmetics, encyclopedias, and insurance. I do my own lawn care. I have found Jesus. I know who I’m going to vote for. I make charitable contributions through my workplace. My telephone is fully functional and you bother me enough on it. You are on private property without invitation. Please leave quietly, and we’ll all be happy.” It doesn’t work very often, but hope springs eternal.
Congratulations Go Comics in doubling your clicks – oh wait, its just because of your idiotic ‘Overview’. I’m sure your advertisers don’t mind paying you more for nothing though.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Just curious, who paid for the remodeling?
Dirty Dragon about 6 years ago
“Come closer.. stand on the X please.”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
Swim on over and we’ll talk…
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
Like I doubt a drawbridge will deter missionaries of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as well as Jehovah’s Witnesses. Might be easy when it comes to Girl Scout cookies though.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 6 years ago
Needs a moat…with crocodiles…just sayin’.
PICTO about 6 years ago
That’s rather extreme…all you need is a sign that says “Beware of Hot Oil.”
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
Proof that Stephan can indeed draw bridge. Now show him the door. Or is he not adorable?
WoodEye about 6 years ago
I find that opening the door with my bathrobe gaping open works pretty well!
blunebottle about 6 years ago
He shouldn’t open the drawbridge to talk to him, he should stand on the parapet and hurl French insults at him! And cows.
Stevefk about 6 years ago
Mr. Rat, tear down this wall, and the big door as well.
Elmer F. about 6 years ago
Now, if only there was something like that for Robo-callers!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
Now go away, or I will taunt you again.
jessie d. Premium Member about 6 years ago
If we could only do that with the phones. Modern man’s daily medieval torture are they.
Ontman about 6 years ago
A door just like Rat thinks Queen Victoria would have had. Hmmm?
F-Flash about 6 years ago
I didn’t see a door Knocker, how can you have a draw bridge without that? Now that’s weird!
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
We have a “No Soliciting” sign prominently displayed on the front door.
The only ones that stay away are the ones that can read.
For the ones that aren’t allowed to walk away, I point at the sign, wag my finger, shake my head no and point to the street. Then I close the door.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Nice drawing. The draw bridge. Drawn well. Oh wait, there’s no well. Oh well.
Fontessa about 6 years ago
You are under no obligation to answer the door. I don’t.
david_42 about 6 years ago
Never had anyone come up that wasn’t selling religion, so in addition to the “no soliciting”, we have an “Absolutely no witnessing” sign.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Great idea, Rat
Ermine Notyours about 6 years ago
Looks like their battle with the salesmen has come to a draw.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 6 years ago
The salesman should use swallows to help deliver his pitch. European swallows, not those slow African swallows. (Or are the European swallows the slow ones? I forget. Must be than constant banging of coconut shells…)
Bookworm about 6 years ago
Notice hanging on my front porch; “I’m fully stocked on brushes, vacuum cleaners, cosmetics, encyclopedias, and insurance. I do my own lawn care. I have found Jesus. I know who I’m going to vote for. I make charitable contributions through my workplace. My telephone is fully functional and you bother me enough on it. You are on private property without invitation. Please leave quietly, and we’ll all be happy.” It doesn’t work very often, but hope springs eternal.
URL Not Found about 6 years ago
I really need one of those. I’m not interested in solar leasing or becoming Mormon.
mnn2300 about 6 years ago
Congratulations Go Comics in doubling your clicks – oh wait, its just because of your idiotic ‘Overview’. I’m sure your advertisers don’t mind paying you more for nothing though.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
This is why god gave us volition and the brains with which to exercise it. If you hear a knock and weren’t expecting anyone, don’t answer.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
I like a drawbridge, but I’m surprised Rat’s idea met with Zoning Board approval for that neighborhood they’re in!
ND Cool Z about 6 years ago
What, no moat?