This would work if the Doctor was an AI robot. Listening to three different hear beats, human Doctors could not tell which heart beat is which, but a computer could.
“Okay one of you has arrhythmia so I’m going to need ALL of you to make an appointment with a cardiologist for more testing. The once the person with the issue is finally singled out; the rest of you can breathe a sigh of relief and continue to pay your out-of-cost bills for all these (un)necessary tests. The victim can look forward to paying for more tests and eventually a pacemaker. Have a nice day, gentlemen! Don’t forget to set your next check up appointment on your way out!”
Strob Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Quadrophenia! Or Herman’s Hermits – “Baby, baby, can’t you hear my heart beat?”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
They train by listening to Beethoven string quartets and singing along with each part over successive hearings.
docforbin almost 6 years ago
What Trump wants to do to Obamacare in a nutshell.
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
Good thing this guy isn’t a proctologist!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This would work if the Doctor was an AI robot. Listening to three different hear beats, human Doctors could not tell which heart beat is which, but a computer could.
Jeff0811 almost 6 years ago
OK, 1 and 2, take these pills to stop your heart, then 1 and 3, now 2 and 3. Now that we’re all done we will restart your heart. CLEAR!
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
One of you has an irregular heartbeat…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Okay one of you has arrhythmia so I’m going to need ALL of you to make an appointment with a cardiologist for more testing. The once the person with the issue is finally singled out; the rest of you can breathe a sigh of relief and continue to pay your out-of-cost bills for all these (un)necessary tests. The victim can look forward to paying for more tests and eventually a pacemaker. Have a nice day, gentlemen! Don’t forget to set your next check up appointment on your way out!”