Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 03, 2019

Your innocence, your gullibility, your credit card number.

" The way you wear your hat,The way you sip your tea… "

But absolutely NONE of that is enough to cause us to hire enough customer service representatives.

Your call is important to us which is why we’ve had you on hold for the past 45 minutes. Meanwhile please listen to our commercials about how great our products are and why you should buy them.

“Did you know that you could solve your internet connectivity problems on line?”

One ringy dingy, two ring dingy……..

Your time… not important.

Self Esteem? And yet they put you on hold? Right….

and just try and talk to a real person, it takes several of the computer saying “i do not understand”

Incontinence Hotline-Please Hold.

Get some of your life back with the speakerphone while on hold.

That service might actually be helpful to a lot of insecure folks.

Yes indeed, I’m impotent! snicker snicker

Be careful where you step….

You call is important to our self-esteem, they also provide comic relief.

I’m always amused that people who feel bad try to get someone else to help with their “self” esteem.