No, she DIDN’T pass, because she hid the letter for “a couple of days” and was found out. Rob a bank; when the police find you in “a couple of days” and you still have all the money to return, it’s all OK, right? nothing done? no harm no foul? And when you refuse to submit to police, since the bank robbery doesn’t count, resisting arrest doesn’t count either, right?
Baarorso over 4 years ago
Wait till you grow up Danae. You get tested on a daily basis one way or another.
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
I’m surprised she didn’t write a letter from the teacher and forged her signature. Give it to daddy before the e-mail
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
Life sucks, Danae. Deal with it.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Children should realize that they’re not devious enough to pull the wool over the parents’ eyes. Parents were once those children.
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
Living is a test. Eventually we all fail
Watcher over 4 years ago
Danae, don’t set your expectations to high because you will be let down every time if you do.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Everything is a test, from your Apgar score to the box score in the obits, including everything in between.
tudza Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, they’ve written off STEM for girls that quickly have they?
Yontrop over 4 years ago
“…dating. marriage and raising children”? How about the Bar Exam or getting into med. school? What century is this?
jimchronister2016 over 4 years ago
Right on Wiley! You been there huh
Say What? Premium Member over 4 years ago
Whoa, I think that’s the first time I have seen a distinguishable chin on Joe.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Joe, the philosopher. Right on.
LilyGilder over 4 years ago
Daddy sez “Mostly to prepare you…”. Somehow I don’t envision Danae as a Domestic Goddess. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago
Agreed; I thought Wiley was more progressive than that.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Don’t be so testy.
DutchUncle over 4 years ago
No, she DIDN’T pass, because she hid the letter for “a couple of days” and was found out. Rob a bank; when the police find you in “a couple of days” and you still have all the money to return, it’s all OK, right? nothing done? no harm no foul? And when you refuse to submit to police, since the bank robbery doesn’t count, resisting arrest doesn’t count either, right?
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Dating, Marriage, raising children”?? Danae?? That would be the very last sign of the Apocalypse and the complete destruction of the Universe!!
johndifool over 4 years ago
I pity the poor fool who ends up marrying her.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Because the Universe is cruel.
nikpromo over 4 years ago
The reply in panel #4 is brilliant; and the comments and replies are also. On top of that, I am snickering at the thought of Danae being a parent…..
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
“Don’t wait for the Last Judgement. It comes every day.” Albert Camus.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Life, huh?
jbruins84341 over 4 years ago
There’s a scary thought. Danae as a mother.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Reality still sucks, that’s why I read Gocomics.
richdell over 4 years ago
Tests prepare you for life, the universe, and everything.
Neat '33 over 4 years ago
Methinks that somehow Danae would NEVER pass those three things that Dad has pointed out !
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
This test is a witch hunt! A total sham! That letter didn’t get held back! Danae had a perfect parent-teacher conference!
locake over 4 years ago
The dad is talking about HIS life and what has happened in it. He is not telling Danae that will be her future for sure.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Danae a parent? Better call CPS now as a preventive measure.
cmxx over 4 years ago
The question Danae should be asking: I fail every one of these stinkin’ tests—what’s the matter with me?
bakana over 4 years ago
But, mostly for the Raising Children part.
There’s a reason Parents get grey hair much sooner than Single people.
bakana over 4 years ago
The “Right Thing” requires Promptness.
As well as doing it Before you find out about the E-mail.
He was Listening when Kate told Danae.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
Everyday is a test, if you wake up the next morning you passed.
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
“Hi! I’m Danae & I’m Gay!”
chain gang charlie over 4 years ago
Dating?, Marriage? Children?….“Oh the Humanity”…
Ray over 4 years ago
Danae having children? Eek!