Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2020

It’s the Gelded Goose.

“If you goose me to find out what kind of goose I am, you’re going to regret it!”

I don’t think it has an opinion on any towns in Newfoundland, much less Gander, thank you.

That’s just propaganda.

maybe she could tell if she took a gander…

I believe they’re swans.

Well, lookie there.

Just wait, it will honk if its horny!

He knows… and so does she!

They’re searching for the legendary Spruce Goose.

Might be a ‘Blue Goose’.

Do they go on a transcontinental migration?

oh please don’t start … i still don’t get all that

It doesn’t matter. What’s good for the goose…

That really would be fowl.

Sadly, this cartoon does not work because the definition of gander is “a male goose” so gander cannot be a play on words for gender neutral!

Time to dumb down to male and female. Why? Too many “in charge” can’t comprehend red, yellow, green.