Here’s how to solve the 1/5th problem the head gave him. The horse told him that he’d get 20% of what he asked for; if he asked for $1 million he’d get one million pieces of a one dollar bill. If he asked for a ton of gold he’d get a ton of some base metal. The solution is to ask for $1 billion worth of rare, misprinted items like stamps or ‘The Sinner’s Bible.’ If the stamps are perfect you can still sell them, and a 200 year old Bible is going to be worth a lot to any collector.
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oops! He knows he’s being lied to.
Differentname over 3 years ago
Here’s how to solve the 1/5th problem the head gave him. The horse told him that he’d get 20% of what he asked for; if he asked for $1 million he’d get one million pieces of a one dollar bill. If he asked for a ton of gold he’d get a ton of some base metal. The solution is to ask for $1 billion worth of rare, misprinted items like stamps or ‘The Sinner’s Bible.’ If the stamps are perfect you can still sell them, and a 200 year old Bible is going to be worth a lot to any collector.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
If I had a dollar for every “life-changing encounter” I have in a year, my life really would be changed. I’d be two dollars richer.
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
Wait! Didn’t she melt after she had water thrown on her?
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Interesting way to hold an apron in place. :)
Ushindi over 3 years ago
Oh, God! Like a Swede?
Chris Sherlock over 3 years ago
I sense a lack of caring on Sandra’s part.