Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big ‘S’ on each side of it. Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, “Hey, look at that S-car go!”
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
guess he couldn’t afford a jaguar…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I used to have a tiger in my tank…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, somebody has to say it, so here goes:
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big ‘S’ on each side of it. Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, “Hey, look at that S-car go!”
I’m here all week. Try the veal.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At least it’s not your fathers Oldsmobile.
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
Those used to be top of the lion.
StoicLion1973 almost 3 years ago
Dan is a car nut!
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
O man. How do you sleep at night, Thompson?