“Miso soy-ry this o-curd. The Father of Limas has rooted a-mung us many weak, pale sprouts, fed by heretical garbanzo. May I not be edamame and refried for eternity!”
Well that is just a pun onslaught. Shock and awe. Overwhelm all opposition and take no prisoners. And that only refers to the comments. This entire web page is a cascade of puns to withstand the test of time, like a Canterbury tale.
Ratkin over 1 year ago
You’re pulling my legume.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
I was just kid-ney!
rhllandr over 1 year ago
. . . haven’t BEAN trying . . .
chief tommy over 1 year ago
she’s stringing you along
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“Miso soy-ry this o-curd. The Father of Limas has rooted a-mung us many weak, pale sprouts, fed by heretical garbanzo. May I not be edamame and refried for eternity!”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s OK, she is just full of gas…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you know me, you’ll know how much I hate interrupting a pun-fest…
but I’ve got some bad news I really have to deliver.
It’s about our friend Plods… people in this forum have kindly asked about him…
and I’d previously talked about his recovery from a long-awaited lung transplant.
…
Until about a few weeks ago, he was still occasionally posting on “Cleo and Company”, and also e-mailing me.
He said he was having a hard time, but his doctors thought he was making good progress.Yesterday, worrying because I hadn’t heard anything lately, I googled his name and where he lived…
And, sadly, found out that he’d passed away on January 10th.
Sorry to tell you.
I know we’ll all miss him.
Wesley Brown over 1 year ago
Plods will be missed.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can’t wait for the musical based on these events.
KenseidenXL over 1 year ago
I’ve bean wondering when someone was going to go there….
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
A Pinto-gram?
thebashfulone over 1 year ago
And the vomiting scene with the pea soup was real.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 1 year ago
Too early, too early, too early…
Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wow! Just Wow!
uniquename over 1 year ago
You don’t want to smell why she’s hovering above that bed.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Somebody better check her vital signs…especially her pulse!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
They should get her to a bathroom before this chickpeas in her bed!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
If this will be her second time ending up in He**, then she’ll be a re-fried bean.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
Woooooow. WHY do I reads the comics everyday exactly??? (JK, I LIVE for terrible puns! Why do you think I have stuffed animals of the “Pearls” gang?)
Lablubber over 1 year ago
It’s suddenly very chili in here.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
I’ve heard of jumping beans, but…
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Idiots don’t know beans about their subject.
Daeder over 1 year ago
What, no Black-eyed Peas poster?
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Somebody is gonna be refried in heII for this.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago
This comic really beets all the others today.
T... over 1 year ago
Holy Jumping Beans…
Herd of Turtles over 1 year ago
I give this panel a two farty out of a possible two fifty.
Angry Indeed over 1 year ago
Alas. She’s a legume in her own mind.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well that is just a pun onslaught. Shock and awe. Overwhelm all opposition and take no prisoners. And that only refers to the comments. This entire web page is a cascade of puns to withstand the test of time, like a Canterbury tale.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sounds like an explosive situation.