The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 23, 2023

Not a sound advice. Mother Gargle isn’t scared by ticks.

I only vacuum when there’s enough hair to make another cat.

It looks like you store the dust bunnies on your head

Or maybe a throw rug.

If Mother Gargle uses her broom to sweep, her mode of transportation can be ruined.

How about dust rabbits?

Watch for dust bison.

Just give them some knitting needles and let them make their own sweaters!

The never ending battle for warren piece.

We have a Shiba Inu and a cat. I can vacuum the floor and within an hour it needs to be vacuumed again.

Leave it to women to have a conversation about dust. Men only have conversations about dust when they tell somebody driving a sports car behind them to “Eat My Dust!”

Ewwwww.

It’s time to dust when you look into the corner of a book case and something looks back.

A dear friend told me that if you just leave dust alone it will take on a beautiful patina. Sounds good to me.

I’ll have to check the dust bunnies under the bed.

just hope they don’t decide to bite back when you start stitching them. :D

Don’t vacuum up the dust bunnies that Crawled Out Of The Woodwork.

I’m a clean freak. It’s never not time to clean something.

Fun fact for blues fans: “Dust My Broom” is a blues song originally recorded as “I Believe I’ll Dust My Broom” by American blues artist Robert Johnson in 1936.

One can make thread from dust? Now I know Momma Gargle’s, well, at least, like a witch.

That’s dumb. She’d have to spin them into yarn before she can see if it’s enough for a sweater.

Ah yes….dust bunnies…………..

It’s called Spring cleaning. Missed it. Gotta wait now till Spring 24.

Gargoyle just found her amen corner. The smile on Gladys’ face could light up the room!

It’s probably time when the dust bunnies start carrying Kewpie off.

Looks like they used her head as a dust mop.

So Gladys is too lazy to do housework, is a bad cook and spends money recklessly. Well, what type of woman would you expect the Born Loser to marry.

Well hades has frozen over, because I actually agree with Mother Gargle. I’ve never been a domestic goddess, and am quite comfortable with not having a white glove home.

Very untidy, ladies.

The old battle axe looks like she has a dust bunny hair do!

if dust devils start spinning across the floor when you open the windows it might be time to dust and vacuum…

I’m stealing this line the next time someone comes over. But I still don’t like her.

Gladys, when the dust bunnies get to be the size of a creature in a sci-fi movie, it might be time to give dusting a thought.