Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 10, 2024

Glad my California King isn’t as big as that one. I’d hate to change sheets or just make the bed. .

We have a King and per my wife, it’s still too small. If she can stretch out one of her beautiful legs and touch the edge on her side, she is about to fall out of bed. Me, I’m lucky if my butt isn’t hanging over the edge. But, I love her in my arms, so I’ll put up with it.

I wonder if they make king sized memory foam.

I don’t think our bedroom could handle a California King, it’s tight with just a queen.

Oh come on, Vern. Everyone knows the mattress is flat! Do some research!

I’d be worried about bedbugs infesting a discarded mattress, especially one that looks too good for it to have been discarded, but I suppose if parasites were a concern in these critters’ reality they would already have them.

Water mattresses overload floors by 40-50 pounds per square foot. A California king is about 2800 pounds of frame and water.

This is pretty cute as RJ goes.

I think I remember a comic from when I was a kid where Scrooge McDuck had a mattress like that. But he got rid of it because his money tampers caused it to vibrate. Now we know where it ended up (called the Invisible Intruder)

Now if a cat were part of the crew, that bed would be taken. Mr Fantastic got nothing on how kitties can stretch.

Was that a bed? Or the floor of a padded cell?