Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for April 23, 2024

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    seanfear  26 days ago

    just … stay away from the slime you two and you’ll be fine

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    Yakety Sax  26 days ago

    Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,

    Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God’s great Judgment Seat;

    But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,

    When two strong men stand face to face, though they come from the ends of the earth!

    — lines 1-4 _"The Ballad of East and West" _— Rudyard Kipling.

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    rockyridge1977  25 days ago

    Why are you yelling?

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    ladykat  25 days ago

    They will cross again because they are facing each other.

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    zeexenon  25 days ago

    Trouble is a-brewing … one issues the superglue, the other the hardener.

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    C wolfe  25 days ago

    Two snails of the same species will mate upon meeting. They are hermaphrodites and will exchange sperm. Soon there will be thousands of baby snails, where are the French when you really need them.

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    cactusbob333  25 days ago

    It may be a couple of months until we know if they get past each other.

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    donut reply  21 days ago

    There will be trouble, in about a week.

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