We’re gonna need a bigger can of bug spray
Just fire. Insurance will understand.
Ah, the dreaded ‘foof’ spider.
That’s what I was afraid of.
I can’t imagine hearing a spider breath….that’d just be creepy!
Let the friggin huge spider pay the rent. I’m moving.
Perhaps its time to move caves ?
That one didn’t crawl up any water spout !
It only applies to spiders who are not almost the size of Shelob.
Quick, everyone search for “larry australian house spider pet”.
The biggest huntsman I’ve evicted was about palm sized, the biggest redbacks I’ve exterminated were about 1/2" body size.
RUN!!!
Is it possible to train spiders?
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It’s called Shallot’s Web.
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Ten ants.
Now looks here sipdey, with great size comes great websponsibility.
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
Peter Porker
Well she web designer. Checks out her big website. www dot megonnaeatsyou dot com
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party.
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck!
What did the bird do when it found a spider?
It tweeted out the location of the website.
I knew we should have brought thread and a straight pin.
My friends son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So they took him to the doctor who gave them the bad news:
Their son was trapped in the spider-verse.
I would search on the web for that one……
This must have been drawn in Australia.
Goliant or Ungoliant?
Treat them with respect, leave their webs alone, and keep your distance and they’ll probably not go after you.
Nope! Just nope! Time to set the cave on fire and flee.
Uh, Spiders don’t “breath” as they lack lungs.
ready to vomit unlight?
I was not aware that the presence of big spiders made ladies breasts rise and enlarge.
It’s good to know Shelob got work after The Lord of the Rings, unemployed giant spiders are So hard to live with.
Spiders? They are not afraid of you.
Yikes! Burn the cave out!
Eeek!
“We barely escaped with our lives – it was a spiracle we heard it breathing!”
The Fat Broad Sat on log,
Eating her brontosaurus leg,
Along came a spider
And looked down upon her,
And the Fat Broad pounded the spider into a pulp with her club.
Moral of the story kiddies, is never underestimate the power of the Fad Broad and her club.
“♫ I don’t like spiders and snakes…♫”
So, did Athena visit?
Help me … help me … eeeeeee….
Quick Henry, the Flit
I had one about that size hanging directly over my bed on the ceiling. ‘Round here they call them ’Wood Spiders.’ This one was too big for a small Dixie cup. Glad I saw it before I went to sleep!
That is NOT the !Itsy Bitsy Spider!!!!!!
Found the Oreo spider for Impkins, and they kept it!
Very nicely drawn spider legs…
Ahuehuete about 1 month ago
We’re gonna need a bigger can of bug spray
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 month ago
Just fire. Insurance will understand.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Ah, the dreaded ‘foof’ spider.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
That’s what I was afraid of.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can’t imagine hearing a spider breath….that’d just be creepy!
Enter.Name.Here about 1 month ago
Let the friggin huge spider pay the rent. I’m moving.
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Perhaps its time to move caves ?
BigBoy about 1 month ago
That one didn’t crawl up any water spout !
drbee about 1 month ago
It only applies to spiders who are not almost the size of Shelob.
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
Quick, everyone search for “larry australian house spider pet”.
Its just me about 1 month ago
The biggest huntsman I’ve evicted was about palm sized, the biggest redbacks I’ve exterminated were about 1/2" body size.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
RUN!!!
silberdistel about 1 month ago
Is it possible to train spiders?
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It’s called Shallot’s Web.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Ten ants.
Gent about 1 month ago
Now looks here sipdey, with great size comes great websponsibility.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
Peter Porker
Gent about 1 month ago
Well she web designer. Checks out her big website. www dot megonnaeatsyou dot com
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party.
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck!
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
What did the bird do when it found a spider?
It tweeted out the location of the website.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
I knew we should have brought thread and a straight pin.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
My friends son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So they took him to the doctor who gave them the bad news:
Their son was trapped in the spider-verse.
DaveG1960 about 1 month ago
I would search on the web for that one……
Olden Woof Premium Member about 1 month ago
This must have been drawn in Australia.
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
Goliant or Ungoliant?
Doug K about 1 month ago
Treat them with respect, leave their webs alone, and keep your distance and they’ll probably not go after you.
Just-me about 1 month ago
Nope! Just nope! Time to set the cave on fire and flee.
will.pittenger1 about 1 month ago
Uh, Spiders don’t “breath” as they lack lungs.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 month ago
ready to vomit unlight?
preacherman about 1 month ago
I was not aware that the presence of big spiders made ladies breasts rise and enlarge.
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
It’s good to know Shelob got work after The Lord of the Rings, unemployed giant spiders are So hard to live with.
blakerl about 1 month ago
Spiders? They are not afraid of you.
saylorgirl about 1 month ago
Yikes! Burn the cave out!
ladykat about 1 month ago
Eeek!
DavidPlatt about 1 month ago
“We barely escaped with our lives – it was a spiracle we heard it breathing!”
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Fat Broad Sat on log,
Eating her brontosaurus leg,
Along came a spider
And looked down upon her,
And the Fat Broad pounded the spider into a pulp with her club.
Moral of the story kiddies, is never underestimate the power of the Fad Broad and her club.
Angry Indeed about 1 month ago
“♫ I don’t like spiders and snakes…♫”
Frer Squirrel about 1 month ago
So, did Athena visit?
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Help me … help me … eeeeeee….
marthaj0427 about 1 month ago
Quick Henry, the Flit
samadartson about 1 month ago
I had one about that size hanging directly over my bed on the ceiling. ‘Round here they call them ’Wood Spiders.’ This one was too big for a small Dixie cup. Glad I saw it before I went to sleep!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
That is NOT the !Itsy Bitsy Spider!!!!!!
crazeekatlady about 1 month ago
Found the Oreo spider for Impkins, and they kept it!
TheBigPickle about 1 month ago
Very nicely drawn spider legs…