Jare Clacobs
Not only that but one time. And one time. And I’m telling you that one time.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
How tall is a penguin?
A man rushes into a bar and screams at the bartender, “How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender looks at him weirdly and says, “Excuse me?”
The man repeats, “How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender motions with his hands. “Uh, about this high.”
The color drains from the man’s face as he says, “Oh shìt, I just ran over a nun.”
some assembly requires for the robes
Who knew that there was even an Ikea in the Seven Kingdoms!?
Taking short steps and being very careful while walking on icy streets is what we Canadians often have to do. We don’t need to imitate penguins.
There’re over almost 19,500 miles of British coastline. But Clare was actually on the Isle of Wight…
They could also walk like an Egyptian. I hear that helps.
Better to walk like a Ninja
Wrong! It was the island of white.
So the coats needed to be assembled from bad instructions?
I have even better advice: Avoid icy conditions.
The advice to “walk like a penguin” when crossing ice is decades old. When I moved to Minnesota, 30 years ago, it was used in an ad for ice melt. (The point being, if you used ice melt, you could avoid the need to walk like a penguin.)
I prefer to walk like a polar bear, that way if I slip I have much less distance to fall.
Next time I am laying in front of the fire on my IKEA rug, I will think of this.
I heard that before. Anyone know if it works?.
The Night’s Watch actors in GOT, suddenly felt the urge to have people walk all over them
jasonsnakelover 24 days ago
Jare Clacobs
Not only that but one time. And one time. And I’m telling you that one time.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
How tall is a penguin?
A man rushes into a bar and screams at the bartender, “How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender looks at him weirdly and says, “Excuse me?”
The man repeats, “How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender motions with his hands. “Uh, about this high.”
The color drains from the man’s face as he says, “Oh shìt, I just ran over a nun.”
ronaldspence 24 days ago
some assembly requires for the robes
Bilan 24 days ago
Who knew that there was even an Ikea in the Seven Kingdoms!?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 24 days ago
Taking short steps and being very careful while walking on icy streets is what we Canadians often have to do. We don’t need to imitate penguins.
A Common 'tator 24 days ago
There’re over almost 19,500 miles of British coastline. But Clare was actually on the Isle of Wight…
Wangofree 23 days ago
They could also walk like an Egyptian. I hear that helps.
Tenner 23 days ago
Better to walk like a Ninja
frank_t_novak 23 days ago
Wrong! It was the island of white.
steveconkey2003 23 days ago
So the coats needed to be assembled from bad instructions?
comixbomix 23 days ago
I have even better advice: Avoid icy conditions.
Jogger2 23 days ago
The advice to “walk like a penguin” when crossing ice is decades old. When I moved to Minnesota, 30 years ago, it was used in an ad for ice melt. (The point being, if you used ice melt, you could avoid the need to walk like a penguin.)
6turtle9 23 days ago
I prefer to walk like a polar bear, that way if I slip I have much less distance to fall.
Next time I am laying in front of the fire on my IKEA rug, I will think of this.
ssledge 23 days ago
I heard that before. Anyone know if it works?.
JoshHere 23 days ago
The Night’s Watch actors in GOT, suddenly felt the urge to have people walk all over them