Close to Home by John McPherson for April 27, 2024

♫♩♪ﾉ♫♩♬♩ Tiptoeing thru the tulip s♫♩♪ﾉ♫♩♬♩(ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ＼( ^ω^＼ )ﾉ♫♩

Be thankful that she’s gone.

Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode with two Hee-Haw characters in the cornfield:

[First guy] My wife ran off with my best friend.

[Second guy] You bitter?

[First guy] Yep. Bit HIM, too…

My wife ran away with my best friend. And I never even knew him.

Bleeb’s waving from the glasses under the bar.

She picked up the Czech before she left.

Girls just want to have fun.

A little Nether Ye in the Netherlands…

Hall pass on steroids

And now they’re exploring each other’s netherlands…er, regions.

By liberated she means she can liberate your money from you.

Does anyone refer to it as “Holland” anymore?

Living in LA with my best old ex friend Ray.

He’s been Amsterdamed.

Hmm. Could be his attitude when he said it. A little snark goes a long way toward being alone.

Count your blessings.

Lacerated with shards of glass ceiling, eh?

But she did pay her own way. :)

You’d be surprised how many “modern women” and “feminists” that want equality don’t want to pay when you go out for a date.

Thank God I am no longer in the dating pool.

Lucky you!