Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 24, 2024

You got that right..

Well, of course. After all, you’ve got such striking looks. Who could resist?

It’s going to take guts.

It will be more fun for everyone else than it will be for them.

Helium balloons are the most fun when you weight the string so they float freely, like those in the picture. A huge dinosaur leftover from a birthday used to move about the house, anywhere upstairs or down. After being startled repeatedly, my wife caused its extinction.

When a piñata makes a play on words, would he be called a puñata?

As Bugs Bunny would say: “You Said it Brother.”

I would say that is the worst possible costume to wear to a baseball game. :)

Likely the last party either will attend.

It will be smashing, just smashing.

What good is being “the hit of the party,” if you’re just hanging around?