Jeff Danziger for April 25, 2024

ROFLMAO! You can’t comment on the subject of this toon. This nanny is so stupid that it’s just incredible.

National Enquirer – the paper fit to read while on the sh!tter…

Astoundingly phenomenal ! A stunning stupendosity of satire! Jesus wept ! I love it ..it’s so utterly genuinely authentic ! David P€ck€r is the Rupert Murdoch of print media ! Your supermarket is a repository of arcane knowledge ! Thanks a million, Jeff – seriously!!

Would you believe that the Gocomics “nannybot” will not accept the name of David “Peck€r” ?!

Catch and Kill Conspiracy. The one conspiracy I believe.

Is ‘David’ the most appropriately named editor for the Enquirer or what ???

Watch it there. My Republican mom considered it her Bible. Plus even though she has passed, bless her heart, we keep getting letters to renew with that crap.

Now we know where Maga gets its news when not watching Fox propaganda.

Long age I heard the people who work at the Enquirer borrowed a phrase and called it, “The Home of The Whopper!”

I like the line, “News even we don’t believe.”

As David Pe**er testified his publication got its message delivered without ever leading the magazine stand in the check out line. The cover was what was or is important.

A man with such an appropriate name.

Danziger really enjoyed doing this one, I can tell!

It’s nice that Jeff could come up with an upbeat cartoon today. They have been pretty grim lately.

Men in Black swear by its veracity. For their purposes, of course.

Maybe if he changed his name to David Peter, GoComics would accept it?

" Hey tRUMP zombies get a free subscription with every vote for Orangie the Clown"

Is Nat E still extant? I have trained myself not to even glance at the crap they post near the checkouts.

I have forgotten the origin of this anecdote:

A writer replied to a critic’s particularly nasty review as published in a newspaper: “Dear Sir, I am presently sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review of my play before me. Very soon it will be behind me.”

I always liked “Weekly World News” on account of my being a big “Bat Boy” fan, but, isn’t everybody?

I see harvey weinstein got the New York charges thrown out, seems his attorney used a combination of the O. J. and the cosby defense. Still, poor harvey now goes to Californya for some prison time, cause they called dibs.

He must have had fun doing the front page.

Every time I hear p#cker and p@rn star in the same sentence I can’t help but giggle a bit.

That’s ridiculous. Bigfoot is Canadian, he can’t vote here.

the paper to only be read if the grocery store line is extremely long

I do not look at that pic and think, “Golly, what big feet!”. And you?

Muddy Waters’ favorite rag

Orangie the Clowns is changing his depends every 10 minutes after this testimony