Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 08, 2024

ROTFLOL!!

His interface tool can be quite handy. Just ask Padme.

Do you want the same oil the tin man used?

Is that Rosey from the Jetsons?

It’s still on the serrrrrvvverrrrrrrs.

Droid pron.

Is that Luke Wire walker? Or Luke Plank Walker? Or perhaps Luke Street Walker?

hahahahahahahahaha

This was not the message they were looking for.

Gotta get those cookies, too.

Artoo has a “bad” motivator.

Good one!

Wrong Tab !

R2 swore so much on set they had to bleep out everything he said.

There have been hundreds of Star Wars comics since 1977. This is the best.

Use Marvel Mystery Oil to lube your crank.

R2 definitely has a hard drive.

♪ Just D2 of us, building castles in the sky/ Just D2 of us, you and I ♪

Ha! I’m kind of turned on….

This is where he claims he was hacked.

Sorry, you deleted your hard drive instead of your browser history.

Yes, oh YES! Use the Force, Big Boy!

This is not the Big Boy you were looking for

She just broke up with the tinman and no longer travels the yellow brick road.

He failed to prove that he’s not a rowboat.