Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 28, 2009
Transcript:
June says, "Ralph, why are you working the graveyard shift??" Ralph says, "Because the retirement village needs someone who is alert and ready for anything!" Ralph says, "Someone who is keenly aware, and who will stand guard through the night and never faulter!" June says, "So why are you taking a sleeping bag?" Ralph says, "Boy, you ask a lot of questions!"