Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 29, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Hey, Norm! There's a penny on the ground! Aren't you going to pick it up?" Norman says, "Naw, it?s only a penny!" Ralph says, "Only a penny?!!" Ralph says, "Son, do you realize that every millionaire started with a penny?!" Ralph says, "Whenever you find a penny on the ground, you're on your way to a million bucks!" Norman says, "Do you have a million bucks yet, dad?" Ralph says, "No." Norman says, "How come?" Ralph says, "He can never pick up the penny!"