Be careful folks – Newzy reports that at the end of time there may be no (more?) Thursday tacos… So face the final future with confidence – pack spare Tacos!
Remember one thing! You now have 9 people that have answered you back here where the strip 1st appeared. But to find out how far back this duplication daily went you stopped at some intervening dates. Each one counts as a “click” on the page for the purpose of ADVERTISING REVENUE. I wonder how much each click-stop is worth?
Esnyder212 Show All Comments Big nateEsnyder212 almost 6 years agoHow does this guy stay in business?Note that I am answering both to the strip and to you. I am just helping him build up the clicks. HIS business model is great. He gets paid just slightly more for each days posting. BRILLIANT!
GolfThe Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. Your Holiness, said one of the Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths. The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, Have we not, he asked, a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel? None that plays golf very well, a cardinal said. But, he added, there is a man named Jack Nicolas, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, and then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we’ll also win the match. Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicolas was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicolas reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness, said the golfer. Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicolas, said the Pope. Well, your Holiness, I don’t like to brag, but even though I’ve played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous. There’s bad news? the Pope asked. Nicolas sighed. I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes.
I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, “Olympic.” Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife…“Olympic condoms!?” she asked. “What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!”
Chuckling, I replied, “No,no! You see, there are three colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze!”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked cheekily.
“Gold of course!” I said proudly.
She retorted, “Really?! Why don’t you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
Two guys are in a bar, having a beer and discussing different positions. The first one announces, “My favorite position is ‘the rodeo.’”
“How does that one work?” asks his friend.
“Well,” the first one replies, “you get your wife on all four on the bed, then do it to her doggy style. When she really starts enjoying it, you whisper in her ear, ‘Your sister likes this position, too.’ Then you try and hang on for eight seconds!”
A young inexperienced couple on their wedding night
They have never been intimate and they begin to undress and see each other naked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and his toes are contorted and bizarre looking. “Whoa!” she says, “what’s up with your toes???”
“I had a childhood disease that left them like this,” he replies, “Tolio”
“Don’t you mean Polio?”
“Polio? no, Tolio, hence my toes”
“Oh, ok” she relents, and they continue to undress. When he takes off his pants, his knees are contorted and bizarre as well. “Whoa!” she exclaims, “what’s up with your knees?”
“I had a childhood disease that left them like this,” he replies, “The Kneesles.”
“Don’t you mean the Measles?” she asks.
“No,” he says, “The Kneesles, hence my knees.”
“Oh, ok” she relents. He begins to take down his underwear and his wife says, “Wait wait wait….don’t tell me….it was Small Cox!”
Soooo this comic strip literally repeats itself everyday? Or did I miss something? Or orrr is this like Ground hogs day in real life? Did I just ask the same question only worded different? Well my gosh!
nor does treating commenters as a commodity rather than real people.
the flagging ?? their comments— Can’t be positive this is happening, but all evidence appears to lean in that direction.
certainly creates the imp—-
If you are open to our input, perhaps we can develop a mutually agreed upon process, which will be fair and just to all. I beseech your professionalism in this matter.
With all due respect, your response has been received as very unprofessional.
However, let it be known, that even without knowing the whys or the hows we are investigating to best of our abilities, the reason for an inordinate number of suspensions occurring much too frequently associated to one particular Gocomics site.
I should think that it would be in your interest to also be aware of obscure factors which may be the cause for you feeling the need to do these suspensions.
Would it make any difference in your decisions if there was a person inciting certain others to anger, and then flagging ?? their comments when they somewhat retaliate? Do you know this may be happening? If you were made aware of it, would it be incumbent upon you to investigate?
I’m not the only one that feels this way, there are many of us!
dohman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This seems like yesterday…
Esnyder212 almost 9 years ago
How does this guy stay in business?
Dan Collins creator almost 9 years ago
Farewell!
John Glynn creator almost 9 years ago
every day I read hoping he’ll change his mind. Scully!
Ricky Bennett almost 9 years ago
wilburgarrod almost 9 years ago
bye-byesee you tomarrow
22ph over 6 years ago
I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen tomorrow!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just for Gent, this is Throwforward Thursday!
Gent over 5 years ago
The beginning of the end, folks. Perpetual end, that is.
Gent over 5 years ago
So, this is how it all began.. er.. ended.
Gent over 5 years ago
A.K.A. The Comic Strip That Ended When It Began. And Which Ended Every Day.
Gent over 5 years ago
This is the original copy of the strip. The photocopier machine got jammed and it keeps printing the same comic again every day!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
…where it all started.
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
I like this, at least “Tomorrow – Goodbye Again!” is still true, unlike the day before the day before when ever, the day that time stood still!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yup, still standing still.
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wait a moment – movement!
No, false alarm, I just blinked. Sorry. And still motionless 1459 days later.
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Be careful folks – Newzy reports that at the end of time there may be no (more?) Thursday tacos… So face the final future with confidence – pack spare Tacos!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Will someone remind me when we are today?
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tho thorry it’th Thurthday today, but on the pluth thide Taco Tuethday is only thix dayth away!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Thtill thtuck! Oh woe! Thith thucks!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Thtill thtuck! Oh woe! Thith thucks!
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh no, I’ve gone into a time warp and I can no longer tell my beginnings from my endings.
Newzy Premium Member over 5 years ago
We got trouble, right here in repeat city..
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s like being stranded on the event horizon of a black hole.
Coach The Most Fluffy Dog!! almost 4 years ago
What the neck is this?
Scribbles almost 4 years ago
This is the worst comic strip EVER!!!
DavidHenna almost 4 years ago
He gets paid for this? I want to be a cartoonist!
PowerpuffboyGaming over 3 years ago
Don’t know Esnyder212
the biggest Nate over 3 years ago
NOOO its ending!! Dang it! this was the best strip!
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) over 3 years ago
this is getting annoying
SlashPhantom about 3 years ago
Facepalm
244624 about 3 years ago
how does he make a single dollar????
JimCashman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Remember one thing! You now have 9 people that have answered you back here where the strip 1st appeared. But to find out how far back this duplication daily went you stopped at some intervening dates. Each one counts as a “click” on the page for the purpose of ADVERTISING REVENUE. I wonder how much each click-stop is worth?
JimCashman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Esnyder212 Show All Comments Big nateEsnyder212 almost 6 years agoHow does this guy stay in business?Note that I am answering both to the strip and to you. I am just helping him build up the clicks. HIS business model is great. He gets paid just slightly more for each days posting. BRILLIANT!
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why is this still around?
Spring Fever Nate (Comic Reviewer) almost 3 years ago
goodbye
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This is my first and last day reading this comic. Maybe I should buy a T-shirt while I’m here. Nah, I’ll do it again tomorrow.
The One follower almost 3 years ago
I’m getting veeery annoyed…
Sandy UwU almost 3 years ago
my goodness this is sTuPID-
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
Get rid of this!
stev0 about 2 years ago
First!
fxdeale about 2 years ago
every time I read it I still smile and laugh!
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
GolfThe Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. Your Holiness, said one of the Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths. The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, Have we not, he asked, a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel? None that plays golf very well, a cardinal said. But, he added, there is a man named Jack Nicolas, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, and then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we’ll also win the match. Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicolas was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicolas reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness, said the golfer. Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicolas, said the Pope. Well, your Holiness, I don’t like to brag, but even though I’ve played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous. There’s bad news? the Pope asked. Nicolas sighed. I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes.
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, “Olympic.” Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife…“Olympic condoms!?” she asked. “What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!”
Chuckling, I replied, “No,no! You see, there are three colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze!”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked cheekily.
“Gold of course!” I said proudly.
She retorted, “Really?! Why don’t you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
Two guys are in a bar, having a beer and discussing different positions. The first one announces, “My favorite position is ‘the rodeo.’”
“How does that one work?” asks his friend.
“Well,” the first one replies, “you get your wife on all four on the bed, then do it to her doggy style. When she really starts enjoying it, you whisper in her ear, ‘Your sister likes this position, too.’ Then you try and hang on for eight seconds!”
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
A young inexperienced couple on their wedding night
They have never been intimate and they begin to undress and see each other naked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and his toes are contorted and bizarre looking. “Whoa!” she says, “what’s up with your toes???”
“I had a childhood disease that left them like this,” he replies, “Tolio”
“Don’t you mean Polio?”
“Polio? no, Tolio, hence my toes”
“Oh, ok” she relents, and they continue to undress. When he takes off his pants, his knees are contorted and bizarre as well. “Whoa!” she exclaims, “what’s up with your knees?”
“I had a childhood disease that left them like this,” he replies, “The Kneesles.”
“Don’t you mean the Measles?” she asks.
“No,” he says, “The Kneesles, hence my knees.”
“Oh, ok” she relents. He begins to take down his underwear and his wife says, “Wait wait wait….don’t tell me….it was Small Cox!”
mikeytech585 over 1 year ago
Soooo this comic strip literally repeats itself everyday? Or did I miss something? Or orrr is this like Ground hogs day in real life? Did I just ask the same question only worded different? Well my gosh!
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
Still Missing in Action
These guys are stuck out there in limbo with no idea why, or for how long!
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Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
nor does treating commenters as a commodity rather than real people.
the flagging ?? their comments— Can’t be positive this is happening, but all evidence appears to lean in that direction.
certainly creates the imp—-
If you are open to our input, perhaps we can develop a mutually agreed upon process, which will be fair and just to all. I beseech your professionalism in this matter.
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
With all due respect, your response has been received as very unprofessional.
However, let it be known, that even without knowing the whys or the hows we are investigating to best of our abilities, the reason for an inordinate number of suspensions occurring much too frequently associated to one particular Gocomics site.
I should think that it would be in your interest to also be aware of obscure factors which may be the cause for you feeling the need to do these suspensions.
Would it make any difference in your decisions if there was a person inciting certain others to anger, and then flagging ?? their comments when they somewhat retaliate? Do you know this may be happening? If you were made aware of it, would it be incumbent upon you to investigate?
I’m not the only one that feels this way, there are many of us!
NOW, the ball is in your court. What will you do!
fethimuhumed2 over 1 year ago
i don`t know
thatonetwelve 8 months ago
This is absolutely ridiculous. WHY DOES THIS EXIST?