M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for July 14, 2020

Heh. I’ve been suggesting “Washington Anal Sphincters” to commemorate the city’s primary business (political bureaucracy).

“Washington Entitled Brats” has a nice ring to it.

What do you want, they’re just footballers?

Have you checked with the Angry White Guys yet? Call Trump for their opinion.

Umm, not all the players are white, so what will the black players have to say about this?

You could call them the Georges … and yes, you can make of that what you will.

More truthful might be the Washington Indentured Servants … but too many people will think that is about dentistry…

Just give them red shirts and call them the Washington Redshirts, even if they do play in Maryland.

How about the Washington White Bread? Or the Capitol Crackers?

See how it feels?

We’ve had, in baseball, the Washington Senators. These days, that’s pretty derogatory, too. How about the DC Dirtbags?

Now, how about the Cleveland baseball team.

Lordy I want to see the Mascot for this team, and all the merry pranks HE will pull. Just imagine threatening to kill or rape fans who don’t cheer loud enough or exactly to his beat, taking over the Jumbotron with all caps rage rants when the visiting team scores. For away games, tearing up the home team’s field doing donuts on it in his lifted coalin" Ram “Douchemobile”. Replacing the tee shirt canon with an assault rifle with a bumpstock and passing out the hot end of armor piercing slugs souvenirs . I mean, this guys got potential.

How about the Washington Rednecks?

Washington Lizards. We already have Atoady General Barr, and Post Turtle McConnell.

I suggest WASHINGTON TURTLES as anything that gets done is at a turtle pace. Unlike Aesop’s tortoise, (slow and steady “wins the race”) Washington Turtles indicate slow and covering their own bodies and to hell with everyone else.

Want a scary mascot.. how about a picture of trump with “Washington Warriors”? If you want an image of something that leaves carnage everywhere it goes trumps your man..

The “Washington Swamp Rats”.

I am not a Native American, but do think that most reverences and sports team names along with military usage is a show of high respect and honor for Native Americans. I think that the Washington football team’s logo is a beautiful representation of a Native American, but the nickname is highly offensive. The Cleveland baseball club logo is a caricature, and I can see it being offensive. Their nickname is a wrong that has been wrong since Columbus.

I see the replies on your page here Marty, and it seems to me that most people surely appreciate your talent, but also make certain to show you respect, both for your work, and for your heritage. It is the way I see it and mean it. I hope you do as well.

Seeing Dan Snyder is the owner and given the team’s location, how about the Washington Weasels?

Maybe the Mohawks can use some spare cash and buy the team, they have their own logo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_Warrior_Society

hahahaha…that is my brother’s team. I call dibs on showing this to him tonight!

Washington Rednecks, perhaps?

Maybe take a lead from the Canadian Football League. The newest team, based in Ottawa, is named after the team colors. How about the Washington Burgundy Golds? Washington Swamp Rats? Washington Foggy Bottoms? Washington Federals? DC Rough Riders? DC Potomac Basins? Washington Cheez Balls?

Right idea but something that has some punch with pizzazz. I’m sure you or the commenters could handle it. Brown shirts came to my mind but I’m sure something from our national culture would fit best.

The DC Dicks?

White folks find this offensive but think that Native Americans should be okay with it.