I like the story about the little Irish dude who pretended his skin was falling off to scam people out of sympathy money. He was running a “leper con” (I know… sorry..)
How can you confuse an elf for a leprechaun? Leprechauns are about 3 feet tall, and they make shoes. So, unless you’re hoping for some Nikes or Reboks…
pschearer Premium Member 6 months ago
How is that racist?
Ida No 6 months ago
Rudy: “Ahem. Anyway. The reason I’m here is that Santa got locked out of his sleigh and…”
Kevin: “I was born for this moment!”
mccollunsky 6 months ago
Wishes? I think that’s genies , Kevin.
jasonsnakelover 6 months ago
Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.
j_m_kuehl 6 months ago
A bottomless Christmas sock of Coal
drivingfuriously Premium Member 6 months ago
Listen, he’s making you an offer!
Ida No 6 months ago
Santa was shot down by Norad in 1974.
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markkahler52 6 months ago
I like the story about the little Irish dude who pretended his skin was falling off to scam people out of sympathy money. He was running a “leper con” (I know… sorry..)
Macushlalondra 6 months ago
Oh don’t let’s start this! Just give him his wishes!
Ellis97 6 months ago
Shouldn’t the term be, “Mythical creature-ist?”
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 5 months ago
So many rules to remember.
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
never argue with someone who has a direct link to Santa.
LrdSlvrhnd 5 months ago
That’s not leprechauns either, anyway. You get a pot of gold from them!
Can't Sleep 5 months ago
How can you confuse an elf for a leprechaun? Leprechauns are about 3 feet tall, and they make shoes. So, unless you’re hoping for some Nikes or Reboks…
gfredrickson85 5 months ago
Besides, if it was a leprechaun I’d be looking for a pot of gold
Rhetorical_Question 5 months ago
Genie have 3 wishes standard after releasing them and a leprechaun has a pot of gold? Christmas elf has none?
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
Can’t say I’ve ever heard of a Christmas elf granting wishes.
William Bludworth Premium Member 5 months ago
Christmas Elves are too busy making toys and shoveling reindeer droppings to grant any wishes.