Dreadful. Worthless. It’s the exact same strip every time: “Pastis” does a terrible gag, and in the last panel, one of his characters insults (or physically abuses) him for it. Why would you do that same strip more than once ever? Why would he do that like every third Sunday when he’s capable of doing a strip that’s actually entertaining instead?
i am still laughing. i had read thru all the sunday funnies, and had not laughed. then i realized i had not read Pearls Before Swine yet. ROTF… Something in the way Steve mooooves me, makes me laugh like no other….
BE THIS GUY 27 days ago
I don’t want to milk her now
BasilBruce 27 days ago
Better look out for Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
ronaldspence 27 days ago
another shady pun from our artist!
Hello Everyone 27 days ago
Is Pig always the straight man? He never threatens Stephan, unlike Rat. I’m surprised Goat is angry.
Bilan 27 days ago
Yesterday. All the puns seemed far away. Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Digital Frog 27 days ago
He tried to ask both Lucy and later her little sister Jen on a date, but neither Lucy nor wee Jen would.
TampaFanatic1 27 days ago
Hey Pastis: “No one” should be “No Udder”…
Cornelius Noodleman 27 days ago
Shades of purple.
hariseldon59 27 days ago
I just heard George Harrison turning over in his grave.
markkahler52 27 days ago
You’ve milked your final pun with me, Stephan. It’s gone sour (and cheesy)….
iggyman 27 days ago
Pastis, “Let It Be”!
luca.debus creator 27 days ago
Utterly moving!
cracker65 27 days ago
Let it be, goat.
scote1379 Premium Member 27 days ago
Hey Jude don’t look so sad ( it’s just a clever Pun , sorry I don’t do rhymes at 4:58am ! )
franki_g 27 days ago
Shady
johndifool 27 days ago
The walrus was Stephan.
phritzg Premium Member 27 days ago
And when you’re rolling up these blinds, the cow sings that old TV theme song: “Moovin’ on Up”
WaitingMan 27 days ago
When George Harrison did his one American tour, he changed the line to “Something in the way she moves it” with a little sneer.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 27 days ago
Time to move on to the udder one.
bigger Nate 27 days ago
That’s udder nonsense
Gent 27 days ago
Eh look like he milking pun but me no get it?
Geophyzz 27 days ago
It’s certainly true, and validates that old saying, “Hate to see you go; but love to watch you walk away.”
Denver Reader Premium Member 27 days ago
I don’t want a lever now.
DanielRyanMulligan1 27 days ago
You’re living in the past, my friend, you’re living in in the past…Dan aka…
Tallguy 27 days ago
We DO wanna leave you now.
mrwiskers 27 days ago
Groan
wirepunchr 27 days ago
That was a long trip for the ending.
Call me Ishmael 27 days ago
Don’t wanna louver now…
Cary Rodda Premium Member 27 days ago
Hahaha! Ouch. It hurts to laugh at that one. :D
Charles & Susan Premium Member 27 days ago
So funny! Udderly ridiculous!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 27 days ago
You know that it is coming, but not sure how bad it will be!!
Ellis97 27 days ago
I didn’t know Pig was into cows.
morningglory73 Premium Member 27 days ago
I thought it was clever. Maybe not a big laugh but cute.
royq27 27 days ago
Temu will have them in stock by noon…
Jeffin Premium Member 27 days ago
I was udderly blinds sided by this one.
aerotica69 27 days ago
Absolutely brilliant. (haven’t had my coffee yet)
Slowly, he turned... 27 days ago
I like these, but do they come in a different color? I never saw a purple cow…
anvlu 27 days ago
The retired sea captain hated sea birds . He would walk along the shoreline throwing rocks at any he saw . He’d leave no tern unstoned .
lavender headgear 27 days ago
You don’t have to buy one. You can rent it. It’ll be your part time louver.
Goat from PBS 27 days ago
I’m attracted to puns. I cannot get enough of them.
Rotary12 Premium Member 27 days ago
Stephan must have been listening to “Number one blind” by Varuca Salt when writing this one.
mindjob 27 days ago
Good thing it doesn’t say My Sweet Lord, you don’t want a lawsuit on your hands
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 27 days ago
This joke is just six words long.
notmoving Premium Member 27 days ago
Whoo! I did not see that one coming! Congrats, Stephan!
karenjean123 Premium Member 27 days ago
Thank you for the laugh. Appreciate you and your “staff”!
hmofo813 Premium Member 27 days ago
Dreadful. Worthless. It’s the exact same strip every time: “Pastis” does a terrible gag, and in the last panel, one of his characters insults (or physically abuses) him for it. Why would you do that same strip more than once ever? Why would he do that like every third Sunday when he’s capable of doing a strip that’s actually entertaining instead?
KageKat 27 days ago
I wasn’t sure if the joke would be a pun about The Louvre…
win.45mag 27 days ago
Happiness is a warm gun, momma.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 27 days ago
When you think about it reverse engineering a phrase into a pun like takes more than a bit of talent.
Bravo
rugeirn 27 days ago
Mr. Pastis is a deeply disturbed individual.
William Robbins Premium Member 27 days ago
Pretty sure I’ve never found one funny, but occasionally i don’t see it coming in the first frame. So… congrats?
Kenneth Books Premium Member 27 days ago
Strips like this are really getting old.
ladykat 27 days ago
Ouch.
Packratjohn Premium Member 27 days ago
Love is blinds…
CeceliaWD Premium Member 27 days ago
If you have never seen the version of “Something” during the tribute Concert For George, check it out on YouTube.
Tetonbil Premium Member 27 days ago
Okay, I’m laughing. good one!
kjnrun 27 days ago
Clever. I really enjoy how he comes up with these.
par4buffett 27 days ago
i am still laughing. i had read thru all the sunday funnies, and had not laughed. then i realized i had not read Pearls Before Swine yet. ROTF… Something in the way Steve mooooves me, makes me laugh like no other….
zeexenon 27 days ago
One of my smart-TV weather apps has a farm screen saver, including moving critters — I’m jarred awake then the Sandhill Cranes fly through the scene.
Robert Wilson Premium Member 27 days ago
The sound I made was a groan of envy. Well done!
marilynnbyerly 27 days ago
The target audience must be really old for that joke to hit.
Ginny Premium Member 27 days ago
LOVED IT!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 27 days ago
Steven, I like the way you think. FAR out of the box!
truthsocialol 27 days ago
I was trying to figure it out without skipping ahead!
truthsocialol 27 days ago
My favorite Pearls pun goes something like, “Count trees. Rhodes, take me home.”
Anybody remember any part of that one?
KeithRoman 27 days ago
My wife sells window coverings, and you got a big belly laugh out of her with that one!
SodaMicha el 27 days ago
Didn’t see that one coming!
pamela welch Premium Member 27 days ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
John Jorgensen 27 days ago
What’s Rat doing today that requires Goat to pinch hit for him?
Jaime Jean M 27 days ago
Haha! I was expecting a pun but never saw that one coming.
Natarose 26 days ago
Ok, that was a little funny.
magdala666 26 days ago
I love Stephan’s puns—they are so punny!
Abraxas67134 26 days ago
Another song about Patty Boyd? …..Patty……
MichiganMitten 26 days ago
Hey, he’s not smoking, at least.
amaryllis2 Premium Member 26 days ago
Guffawing!!! Well done!
mikevanv Premium Member 26 days ago
One of the best songs of all time, and a great pun. Thanks, Stephan!
rogthedodge1 26 days ago
Purple shades, all in my brain! Lately things don’t seem the same. Acting funny, but I don’t know why. Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
CalLadyQED 26 days ago
And all this time I thought they were called slats
Rio Smith 26 days ago
is perfect
gmu328 26 days ago
would’ve thought that goat would appreciate the wit behind that one