Spider-man never generated webs on his own. He created web-shooters to wear on his wrists for better aim and accuracy. All he got from the spider was the ability to cling to walls and increased strength. No venom, no webbing, no extra eyes or limbs (except on rare occasions when the script called for it.)
I outgrew superhero comics about age 13. Now movies based on those seem to be the lifeblood of millennials, even many older “adults”. The movie Idiocracy certainly revealed why, in the first five minutes.
seanfear 26 days ago
you can’t argue with science, can you Spiderman?
suv2000 26 days ago
And what makes you think he doesn’t now
angelolady Premium Member 26 days ago
Pedantic Man hangs out in comic comment sections.
tudza Premium Member 26 days ago
Perhaps he’s a strange mix ( most likely not possible? ) with a species of Embioptera? They generate silk from their forelegs.
I wasn’t sure about the movie Spiderman that generated webs from his body. Grew up with the cartoons and the sciency web shooters.
luca.debus creator 26 days ago
VERY interesting way to swing from building to building.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 26 days ago
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, grossing out all his fans!
markkahler52 26 days ago
I once saw Danny Phantom shoot lightning bolts from his arce!
pat sandy creator 26 days ago
i’ve run into quite a few Pedantic Men…
tiomax 26 days ago
“You’re about to find out what I shoot out my butt hole!”
Kaputnik 26 days ago
Actually, in real life, there wouldn’t be a Spider Man. Plenty of Pedantic Men, though.
Dobie Premium Member 26 days ago
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NEW Spider-Man action figure… and I bet ya can’t guess where the web is gonna come from! ツ
ladykat 26 days ago
Probably.
Munch 26 days ago
Ralph’s not even touching that one!
nancyb creator 26 days ago
And he’d probably be Spider Woman.
zeexenon 26 days ago
Tell me more … I know you can do it … before my Cesspit and Outhouse emptying partner arrives with the truck. You’ll recognize the smell.
oakie817 26 days ago
that would be an interesting spin
Mark DeMist Premium Member 26 days ago
I’d pay to watch that movie.
Teto85 Premium Member 25 days ago
Yah, butt they had to keep the comic book G rated.
Stonedog Premium Member 25 days ago
The Brown Spider on Venture Brothers shot webbing from his butt. The character was voiced by Nathan Fillion.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 25 days ago
Spider-man never generated webs on his own. He created web-shooters to wear on his wrists for better aim and accuracy. All he got from the spider was the ability to cling to walls and increased strength. No venom, no webbing, no extra eyes or limbs (except on rare occasions when the script called for it.)
jscarff57 Premium Member 25 days ago
And in real life heroes wear their underwear under their tights!
mistercatworks 25 days ago
A very stupid misconception. Spiders have special spinnerets on their abdomen for that purpose. Who’s the ___hole now?
Katzi428 25 days ago
I wouldn’t want to be behind Spidey if he did THIS!!! :-O
William Bednar Premium Member 25 days ago
Ew, ew!
efwjso (Sue) 25 days ago
Ralph has a mental image he can’t get rid of!
Howard'sMyHero 25 days ago
Whoa Nelly … Dave wrote BUTT HOLE …!
dbrucepm 25 days ago
speaking of Butt Holes I think Pedantic Man qualifies
Dan'lDanehy-Oakes 25 days ago
Um… wrong. Spiders produce silk from “spinnerets,” which are usually on their underside.
azardoz 23 days ago
I outgrew superhero comics about age 13. Now movies based on those seem to be the lifeblood of millennials, even many older “adults”. The movie Idiocracy certainly revealed why, in the first five minutes.