Gary Markstein for March 28, 2024

MAGA wishes.

If there really wAs a “god” – she would have made that book burst into flames and immolated the jerk holding it…

Approved by je$u$ himself

What’s a bigger $cam than politics? Religion! I’m just dying to hear Donald’s 10 Commandments!

I’m starting to realize his Bible pitch is A DISTRACTION from the forthcoming IPO of “TruthSocial” – so that it’d go through while we’re all breathlessly freaking out about the least-Bible-friendly confidence trickster in Christendom. Well done.

(sigh)

I find this funny. Thanks, Gary.

He probably stiffed (ya, ya, ya I know there’s a joke there) her for the modeling fee.

Then they go “but… but… it’s the besterer and strongerer centerfold EVER ! Or sumfink.”

Or buy the Double Gold collectors edition with a fold out of Melania for just $99.99!

nice

Q: How do you know we have long since crossed over into a never-ending episode of The Twilight Zone written by Wes Craven while on LSD?

A: Evangelicals run toward the Ochre Ogre.

Well, if the foldout gets people to read it, then what’s the problem.

“The Trump Bible comes with a Stormy Daniels centerfold.”

If that were so, I wonder if he could “afford” the lawsuit for copyright infringement.

On the other hand, I’m surprised that no one has yet distributed an AI-built deep fake of Trump’s head on a female body, maybe even convincingly spouting various of “his” offensive quotes.

I’m sure that it actually hasn’t (yet) been done, since if it had, it would have gone viral and been a top news story.

Get ready for the Karen McDougal issue. It will be a major one trial in a few weeks.

Hmmmmm, someone beat you to that one.

Actually, I assumed the Trump Bible came with a naked centerfold of Trump. Strangely, not one copy has been purchased!