Jeff Danziger for March 12, 2024

GQPists are great at Projection aren’t they?

Fern has yet another cartoon go whoosh straight over his head. It’s about some of the former guys failures, stupid.

He didn’t even read what the asterisk meant at the bottom. Too much trouble.

You know, of course, that the MagRats will soon be quoting you as proof that Biden can’t lead…

Perfect, sir. I liked the question. How does someone lose money with a casino?

The Big Boss was taught by his vile daddy to market his name. But his name will go down in history as the unspeakably … words and adjectives escape me. Horror that competes with the worst of humanity.

To quote Harry Truman if you get rich in public service, you are a crook. True words were never spoken. Look how rich the politicians are the Congress is a club of millionaires and crooks. Shame on us we vote for them maybe

That’s the only thing diaper Donnie is good at. He has failing down to an art.

Additional product now available according to Clay Bennett’s March 12, 2024 toon.

THE GULLible

For GOPQ Birders

The GULLible is an orange bird typically found at landfills and dumps that feeds on lies. It is toxic to humans who believe in democracy.

On the contrary, not trying is a major cause of business failure

Ggggrate, Jeff, now you just created 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,………8 new conspiracy theories for Fernduhnutcase, etc to spread. One can’t just write this kinda’ stuff around the children.

Saw a thing where people were told about things trump had said and done but were told it was Biden and they immediately called him incompetent, insane, horrible, and senile.

Then they were told that the things were actually what trump had said and done and without hesitation they jumped in to defend, rationalize, and justify them.

The magat cognitive dissonance is truly breathtaking and a sure sign that trump supporters are mentally ill.

The latest is the greatest, firing anyone effective at the RNC to hire only the “BEST” people!! Should be a great success. Can’t wait till it is drained of every cent to pay for “Biden’s” legal fees.

Don’t forget the bankrupties

Trump drove not one but TWO casinos into bankruptcy. Casinos are literally designed to make money. The games and slots are mathematically designed so that in the long run the casino ALWAYS makes a profit. Thus the saying “the house always wins.” And the great business man trump who half(if not more) of people claim they trust more than Biden with the economy managed to do the impossible and run TWO of them into the ground.

This is what you get when your daddy buys you a Wharton business degree that you didn’t deserve.

Republicans frequently mix up Joe and trump when it comes to accomplishments and failures. Some sort of political dyslexia I think

Jeff D forgot about “Biden charities”.

Traitor Trump was born into a wealthy crime family, but doesn’t have nearly as much money as he would have had, if he had simply taken the advice of his father’s money managers. (He did occasionally, or he would have had even more bankruptcies.). Now that his syphilis is ravaging a brain that was nothing to brag about in his prime, Trump is nearly mentally defective enough to be (wait for it) a Trump supporter!

Hey JD I was wondering where you were going with this!

trump the chump shoulda filed his casino’s as “Not For Profit”

Whoa a page right out of the Republican playbook! ( Claiming your enemies’ are guilty of your misbehaviors and crimes.)

A $413 million dollar head start from dear old dad. And, as far as I can tell, his only “real” business success was his playing a boss on “The Apprentice”. He’s great at selling a persona.

Ah… trump’s failures, lies, fraud, attempts to end our democratic republic, promises for retribution, dictatorship, and vitriol are soothing to his maga wretches.

Morning Jeff, The next one would be great if you listed all the people that got screwed or thrown under the bus by the orange puss. Rudy, building contractors, charity benefits, Mike Cohen, Alan W., His ex wife buried on his golf course, Stormy, Ej C, Jeffrey Epstein, P Navarro, The Pillow Guy, the Crazy Lawyers, the Insurrectionists in Prison, The Lady in Scotland, Ukraine, Israel, Covid Victims, Bleach inhalers, Black Lives Matter, The Farmers, His donors, The wall supporters, etc. Not enough ink, or space but … Keep up the good works Jeff. The country needs your perspective now, more than ever.

Whereas it’s plain that these enterprises that went bust were Trump’s follies, the only name that Jeff put out is Biden. Though he hints at someone else being the business failure, he dares not use his name, like the Harry Potter films that dared not mention Voldemort. Oddly enough, there is come parallel between the Potter Voldemort and the Repub Trump. They’re both craving power and seething with evil.

Good one, Jeff!

want to watch the politicians make money go to you can watch all their trades in the stock market

How in the world does a casino lose money and go bust?!

Jeff forgot about the missing wall, the lost ultimate healthcare plan, the firing of the Pandemic response team, the deal with the Taliban, the failed coup . Oh darn that was somebody else too. Anyone who votes for this mastermind can’t wait to see the next big failure.

Well, his winery is apparently a success although most reviews I’ve read say the wines are at best mediocre to frankly awful. That said, he took over the existing Kluge winery when the owner needed money so it wasn’t his own idea. If interested, read the 2021 Slate article, “Trump Wine Refuses to Be Canceled”:

“You see a similar range on the Trump property. The sparkling wines weren’t bad—the blanc de blanc, especially, had a nice, lemony zip with only a hint of a weird aftertaste; as long as someone was serving it to me for free, I’d happily drink it, but at $34 a bottle, you can find better, cheaper bubbles. Their viognier was drinkable, too. Done right, the grape produces a lovely, underrated wine that often smells like honeysuckle. The Trump version reminded me more of a Haribo peach ring, but not necessarily in a bad way.

From there, however, things turned dark. Like a few others I’ve tried in Virginia recently, the chardonnay had a bizarre, off-putting taste I can only describe as liquid compost. The cabernet sauvignon was so weirdly sour it made me physically recoil. And the meritage had an unbalanced, smoky bitterness, kind of like I was drinking water out of an ashtray. Given the quality of what it bottles, I’d say the Trump Winery really would be better off as a golf course. Except, hey, the stuff sells." (I have a couple of friends who are as MAGA as can be and think the place is a high class romantic weekend spot).

Someone = the predecessor; never have to use the orange menace’s name.

left out NFT’s and sneakers

I hate to spoil all your hating, folks. but the fig farmer is not as stupid as you think he is.

He is by no means brilliant, but he is quite successful in his goals. He actually has sometimes used some very clever arguments, mostly designed to arouse anger and indignation in you all.

My thinking is that he may have had some serious agit-prop training. That does not mean he is necessarily a foreign agent, but he is an agent of discord. You should really think about that before replying to him.

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No, he is not based in Russia. He lives in the San Diego area, as Martens and I learned some time ago (back when he was still zomvee).

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He has become quite smug because of his success in getting you to think him stupid and to answer him with “You’re just stupid!” remarks.

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Congrats on being suckers, over and over and over again.

As a relevant factoid, the creepy villain, “Biff”, was inspired by Biden. *

“Oh… wait a minute. Not Biden. Must’ve been someone else.”

Sen. Marco Rubio during his 2016 campaign cited and slammed the namesake of all of the failed products cited in this cartoon. Funny how he quickly became just another groveling, slimy toady afterwards.

The Orange Horror Clown bankrupted his casinos… twice.

Biden’s sexual assault. Biden’s defamation. Biden’s fraudulent business. Biden receiving millions from China and other countries while president.

Oh, wait, those weren’t Biden, either….

When you can’t be successful selling beef, booze and betting in the U.S., you’re a failure in business.