Unfortunately, they don’t seem to make “fitted” sheets any more. At least I don’t think “fits from 8” to 20" constitutes a fitted sheet. Unless you have a mattress 20" thick. Anything less means having to retuck the corners every day.
It used to be doable on the older sheets that had only the corners elasticized. The newer ones have elastic on all sides and they can’t be folded. I just try to shape it best I can into a small rectangle
Detroit local TV late 1950s, The Lady of Charm. She could do it and my mom watched. My mom could fold a fitted sheet just like it came out of the package. Sadly, none of her children learned the trick.
Martha Stewart showed how. You figure out to fold into long strips then roll up together like a beach blanket. Easier to pick and choose if you have multiple.
As young man between band gigs I sometimes worked for my landlady, who owned a commercial laundry (which she was quite capable of operating alone, but would give us poor starving hippies work whenever we needed it). Her main account was the bed linens for a local hotel, and she taught me how to fold a fitted sheet perfectly.
I forgot how decades ago, and am back to rolling them…….
OK, kids, listen up: You take the fitted sheet and spread it on something — a bed or, if you have one, a big table — upside down. Then you make sure the corners are squared flat. Then you fold the thing. It isn’t as flat as when you buy it, but it’s flat. Why fold it? Because the linen closet is a lot easier to navigate when the stuff in it is flat. And no, I don’t have an engineering degree or experience in the clothing-folding industry. I just figured it out after many years of frustration. One advantage of getting very, very old.
Ok, here is how you fold fitted sheets. I will only explain this once. First you take the sheets out of the dryer. Second you pull out all the clother that gets twisted into the corners. Third, now listen carfully, you ball it up and throw it into the linen closet. Easy-peasy.
Ya takes a piller case and stuffs yer sheets and the other piller case into the first one. Neats as ya might want her.
My Honey played a good one on me this Morn. I came into the kitchen. She was there with a suitcase and her coat on. “I’m leavin’ and I ain’t a comin back”. I was just sayin’ how I was gonna miss her, when she started to laugh, “Gotcha! April Fools!” Well, was good for a few seconds.
That’s a little mystery. A great mystery is like explaining why no battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy .. or why people keep voting for them, ’cause it only encourages them – something like that.
My ex-girlfriend once told me I was the only person she had ever met who could fold a fitted sheet neater than when it came out of the package. Even her mother was amazed.
I can fold one up into a flat shape that will fit reasonably well into my linen closet. Is it perfect, like it just came out of the package? Of course not. Do I want to waste time and effort on such a project? Of course not.
Who’s gonna know or care what the inside of your linen closet looks like? The County Closet Inspector is required to keep all records confidential, and the photos are encrypted.
diazch408 about 2 months ago
That is a tough question.
rmremail about 2 months ago
It’s vacuum packed.
So if you really suck at it, it will be just like new.
sirbadger about 2 months ago
I suspect that people in YouTube videos are using a super-thin material that folds down thinner.
Cactus-Pete about 2 months ago
What are those signs for?
Superfrog about 2 months ago
I’m sure there are people who can do it but they’re not telling for fear of being burnt as a witch.
Uncle Kenny about 2 months ago
I was expecting something about understanding women.
AllishaDawn about 2 months ago
My mom can do it with her eyes closed. I have watched her do it many times, and I still just roll mine into a ball!
Firebat about 2 months ago
My better half seems to have mastered that one. I was amazed first time I saw her ‘pull it off’.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
They use hydraulic presses.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
Who folds them? Laundry basket. Washer. Dryer. Back on the bed.
Harumph about 2 months ago
My mom taught me to fold fitted sheets. Not difficult.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Something like “What is the sound of one hand clamping?” Is easy-peasy, I guess.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yay Entropy!!!!
stillfickled Premium Member about 2 months ago
A girl I had worked with started to explain to me how to fold a fitted sheet. I ended up tuning her out. I still don’t know how and don’t care.
billyc9501 about 2 months ago
Google How to fold a fitted sheet video
edbeat about 2 months ago
Nice to see that Amazon delivers to mountaintop locations.
njchris about 2 months ago
There is a Youtube video that shows how to do it. I still cannot do it
erik.vanthienen about 2 months ago
He just had to underline the word “great” on his sign!
Pat S Premium Member about 2 months ago
google ‘consumer reports how to fold a fitted sheet’ the video frrom -6/24/2014 is better.
GreenT267 about 2 months ago
Unfortunately, they don’t seem to make “fitted” sheets any more. At least I don’t think “fits from 8” to 20" constitutes a fitted sheet. Unless you have a mattress 20" thick. Anything less means having to retuck the corners every day.
david_42 about 2 months ago
Folding a fitted sheet like it was in the package is simple, one corner at a time.
tpcox928 about 2 months ago
Amen on the fitted sheet! Impossible.
The Lone Panda & Tonto about 2 months ago
Years ago… it might have been “How to fold a roadmap, back the way it came.”
“Gorsh Olive, willya folds me roadmap fors me?”
TMMILLER Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s very easy to do. Grab all the corners, bring together, lay flat. Fold in half, roll in a ball, carry upstairs and make bed.
SusieB about 2 months ago
It used to be doable on the older sheets that had only the corners elasticized. The newer ones have elastic on all sides and they can’t be folded. I just try to shape it best I can into a small rectangle
sandpiper about 2 months ago
It that’s the guy’s biggest problem, he obviously hasn’t read the news lately.
akachman Premium Member about 2 months ago
Detroit local TV late 1950s, The Lady of Charm. She could do it and my mom watched. My mom could fold a fitted sheet just like it came out of the package. Sadly, none of her children learned the trick.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 2 months ago
you fold fitted sheets like a regular sheet. You just use the top of the corner as the actual corner with the rest hanging inside.
tenebraesum about 2 months ago
Folding fitted sheets … that’s dark, dark unmentionable magic.
shlomosports Premium Member about 2 months ago
Isn’t it folded around a piece of cardboard?
timclancy Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ll buy that!
ladykat about 2 months ago
He’s right. It can’t be done.
Maester Brow Premium Member about 2 months ago
It can be done, but the only hint I’ll give is that at one point you should have a skinny triangle! ;-)
oish about 2 months ago
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
chaosed2 about 2 months ago
I can fold a fitted sheet, but it simply isn’t worth the effort v reward.
andersjg Premium Member about 2 months ago
The answer isn’t 42…
phileaux about 2 months ago
Martha Stewart showed how. You figure out to fold into long strips then roll up together like a beach blanket. Easier to pick and choose if you have multiple.
oakie817 about 2 months ago
fold? sheets?
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just roll it up and stuff it in closet.
Raging Moderate about 2 months ago
For that, there’s YouTube.
The Lone Panda & Tonto about 2 months ago
Yah jes’ take your bottom sheet and rolls it up in a ball, like a big pair o’ Granny Panties.
Cozmik Cowboy about 2 months ago
As young man between band gigs I sometimes worked for my landlady, who owned a commercial laundry (which she was quite capable of operating alone, but would give us poor starving hippies work whenever we needed it). Her main account was the bed linens for a local hotel, and she taught me how to fold a fitted sheet perfectly.
I forgot how decades ago, and am back to rolling them…….
Can't Sleep about 2 months ago
I know how to fold one, but I was sworn to secrecy.
Silence Dogood Premium Member about 2 months ago
Oh, this strip gives me the sheets!
ComicsBinger Premium Member about 2 months ago
I talked to a woman who said it was easy. Then she said putting a cover on a duvet was simple. I could have slapped her.
djudkins about 2 months ago
Never bother to fold them, I just wash, dry and put them back on the bed.
aphasia219 about 2 months ago
OK, kids, listen up: You take the fitted sheet and spread it on something — a bed or, if you have one, a big table — upside down. Then you make sure the corners are squared flat. Then you fold the thing. It isn’t as flat as when you buy it, but it’s flat. Why fold it? Because the linen closet is a lot easier to navigate when the stuff in it is flat. And no, I don’t have an engineering degree or experience in the clothing-folding industry. I just figured it out after many years of frustration. One advantage of getting very, very old.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
It’s because they are packed in low-Earth orbit in a high-vacuum facility. :)
Bilan about 2 months ago
I found an article on how to fold them. Couldn’t understand it. Suspect it was just gibberish intended to pull our leg.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago
Any significance to the concept of a “correct” way to fold a fitted sheet being published on April Fools’ Day?
Sherlock007 Premium Member about 2 months ago
My question would be, if the Universe has an end, what’s on the other side?
willie_mctell about 2 months ago
You need a sheet board.
Stan McSerr about 2 months ago
Ok, here is how you fold fitted sheets. I will only explain this once. First you take the sheets out of the dryer. Second you pull out all the clother that gets twisted into the corners. Third, now listen carfully, you ball it up and throw it into the linen closet. Easy-peasy.
The Lone Panda & Tonto about 2 months ago
Ya takes a piller case and stuffs yer sheets and the other piller case into the first one. Neats as ya might want her.
My Honey played a good one on me this Morn. I came into the kitchen. She was there with a suitcase and her coat on. “I’m leavin’ and I ain’t a comin back”. I was just sayin’ how I was gonna miss her, when she started to laugh, “Gotcha! April Fools!” Well, was good for a few seconds.
andrew.scharnhorst about 2 months ago
Coincidentally, I was wondering that very same thing just yesterday as I folded some laundry.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 months ago
That’s a little mystery. A great mystery is like explaining why no battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy .. or why people keep voting for them, ’cause it only encourages them – something like that.
eboosler Premium Member about 2 months ago
Amen to that!!! Martha Stewart once demonstrated on tv and I still couldn’t do it.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 months ago
My ex-girlfriend once told me I was the only person she had ever met who could fold a fitted sheet neater than when it came out of the package. Even her mother was amazed.
tee929 about 2 months ago
My wife makes it look really easy, but I found that if I pull them out of the dryer and put them on the bed, I DON’T HAVE TO FOLD THE DARN THINGS!
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Just keep tucking it into it self until the bundle disappears into a black hole.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member about 2 months ago
Folding sheets? Why? I buy my sheet sets one at a time and wash them once a week. Into the washer, then the dryer, then back onto the bed.
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
I can fold one up into a flat shape that will fit reasonably well into my linen closet. Is it perfect, like it just came out of the package? Of course not. Do I want to waste time and effort on such a project? Of course not.
JH&Cats about 2 months ago
Who’s gonna know or care what the inside of your linen closet looks like? The County Closet Inspector is required to keep all records confidential, and the photos are encrypted.