B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 14, 2024

Retrace your steps. That usually works.

“Because it’s there…!”

You’re there because that’s where you went.

Wherever you go, there you are.

Never in the bathroom

Because it’s there.

Summit wrong here……

Summit do and summit don’t…

Was weekly. Now almost daily. Fun.

I remember as candy bar called Summit from years ago. Similar to Twix but better.

I do this on a regular basis.

If this were Pearls Before Swine he would’ve met the wise a-ss on the hill.

Every GD day…..

I walk into the BATHROOM and forget why I was there!

For the view. Why else anyone climbing up there.

I was gonna reply, but forgot to.

Yes, the kitchen

I’m not quite at that stage, and I don’t care if I ever get to be. I’ll always know why I went some place.

A beer.

Whether or not it was the original intent or reason, is irrelevant. It’ll do.

A classic condition affecting both old age and pot smokers…Destinesia !

Because it was a fun challenge!

I wonder where the Guru is. Guess he must have gone DOWN the mountain, and couldn’t remember why afterwards..

“Yes. All the time. Jill?” ~ Dopey Joe the Animated Corpse

If the Guru was in he’d tell you why you’re there.

I’m already dizzy, and I never left my chair.

I know there was a Mcdonald’s around here

You were depressed and thought you would top yourself? Bit dark for Sunday – sorry.

I’ve been wondering why I’m here for decades now.

Yeah, Earth.

The next room……..

Summit Racing, For all tour auto part needs.

Said any alien who has ever visited Earth

I believe in the hereafter, when I walk into a room I ask myself what did I come in here after.

I’m sure the lack of oxygen would explain this case.

Yes.

This is what happens when you get too high – it affects short term memory.

Well, at least you’re high.

He could summit up with only one of the nine panels.

“Destinesia”

There’s supposed to be an old man dressed in long robes with a long beard and sitting in the Lotus position who might know the meaning of life, but who only speaks cryptically about the truth. Had he been there, you would remember why you came, but leave no wiser than when you arrived.

The view, you made the climb for the view

It’s the journey, not the destination.

All the time. And then I have to go back to the beginning and try to remember why I went there the first time.

Do you really need a sign that points to the summit, I understand that people can have trouble with north, west, east and south but up is pretty easy.

The bear went over the mountain….to see what he could see.

Because it was there?

“Because I’m here.”

One more step to the summit, and all will become clear.

He remembered. He has a fear of heights.

In your case, the cartoonist scripted you to scale that peak but didn’t give you a reason.

Tis a bit like cats and trees. Why did you climb it? "Because it was there. "

The most important reason for climbing a mountain, because it’s there.

I reached the top and had to stop and that’s what’s bothering me. Why the heck did I come up here in the first place?

I had fun reading the clueless counts ramblings. Then I flagged all of them.

“Because it’s there.”

More so as I get older.

Using a ice ax to climb rocks, no pro to stop the fall?

Moe and more each year, but not close to Joe, Joe.