Clay Bennett for February 16, 2022

Maybe now we can put an end to this farce that is called Donald John Trump!

Nice!

Gotta be as difficult to be his accountant as to be an “advisor”. On (ahem) account of who he really is.

Please, please, please!!!

This cartoon makes me think that Il Douche is actually the “Uh-oh baby” from “Cul-de-sac”.

Have no fear, legal eagle (or illegal chicken hawk) Rudy Giuliani has everything under control and has arranged for a new accounting firm:

FOUR SEASONS TOTAL ACCOUNTING

Conveniently located near the porn shop and crematorium!

“We take care of you whether it’s death or taxes … or the world’s oldest profession.”

My question is: Did they ever get paid?

If you put it upside down it says traitor

Do not feed the ke/weird symbol Troll !

“Well here’s the trouble Mr. Trump! You forgot to file your 1 Delta 10 Tango form!”

It’s CYA (Cover Your Ass) on their part. They don’t want to be considered complicit with the nefarious dealings of the Drumpf organization. They saw and learned from what happened with Enron’s accountants. Pulling out now is a smart thing to do, while their reputation can be salvaged. It’s also a given that they can see that payment for services will not be forthcoming after all the double dealing.

I’m waiting for the IRS to declare that Trump owes 50 zillion in back taxes. In my lifetime, please.

As in, “Uh oh! They are on to us.”………………………………right-wing populists like patricky murphy and loony squiggles, how do you feel about your hero, now?:

Perhaps “D’oh” would also be appropriate.

Well done Clay!

—) —) It’s all just a big misunderstanding! All Trump Organization business calculators use RTN — “Reverse Trump Notation.” (Certainly not to be at all confused with Russian Television Network!)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_Polish_notation

Does that mean the ‘audits’ will have to start all over again?

Mazars, the accounting firm for Trump Enterprises from 2011 through 2021, has pretty much stated that none of their books are accurate so none of the information can be trusted. This opens up TE for enormous issues as loans, taxes, etc. were based on the accounting. No reputable accounting company will want to step into the morass to “fix” the issues. Also, just learned about the Martin Act in New York State: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/5/19/2031117/-The-New-York-State-Attorney-General-And-The-Martin-Act-Translation-Criminal-Liability-For-Trump. No intent needs to be proven, just the simple fact that transgression occurred.

They all quit! Who wants to be involved with a criminal, serial liar! ???

Trump probably “barrowed” that calculator from the office supply cabinet in the Oval Office. Then, “accidentally” took it home.

Well, it is still winter, so another Trump “snow job” isn’t really that unexpected.

Another succinct and artistic presentation! Made me laugh out loud!

The Trump organization has been investigated more than anyone over the years. He has accountants. More fake news. Give it a rest.

It took this accounting firm ten years to realize that Rump is a crook and totally unreliable. Their other clients might want to reconsider some other options.

Traitor Trump is a no account. I hope he goes to prison for cheating on his taxes.

When your lawyers quit it’s manageable, when your accountants quit you are up Sh!t Creek without a paddle and your boat is on fire.

A reporter who got a tax return belonging to Donald Trump predicted racketeering charges against the former president, his three oldest children and the Trump Organization and its chief financial officer, Allen Weisselberg.

Trump’s longtime accounting firm, Mazars USA, has cut ties with him and the Trump Organization over what it said were unreliable annual statements.

David Cay Johnston, who obtained and reported in 2017 Trump’s 2005 tax return, told CNN’s New Day on Tuesday that Mazars is helping Manhattan prosecutors compile “a New York State racketeering case against Trump, the Trump Organization, Allen Weisselberg and probably Donald’s three oldest children.”

“Donald Trump will be indicted on a State Racketeering charge. I am confident of that.” -David Cay Johnston

How Stupid is Trump? He’s Bragging that 49% of Republicans Don’t Want Him to Run in 2024 (CNN Poll)

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/2/15/2080559/-How-Stupid-is-Trump-He-s-Bragging-that-49-of-Republicans-Don-t-Want-Him-to-Run-in-2024-CNN-Poll?utm_campaign=recent

Jimmy Kimmel brutally mocked Donald Trump and his family after their longtime accounting firm Mazars USA dropped The Trump Organization as a client on Monday.

“In other words, ‘We are not going to prison with you, Mr. Trump,” Kimmel cracked on Tuesday night.

“I tell you, there’s nothing more depressing than getting dumped by your accountant during tax season,” he quipped. “It’s like getting divorced on Christmas Eve.”

Kimmel later took aim at Trump’s “terrible kids” for “making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose.”

“Eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up Hillary Clinton spying case they’re now pumping into the Fox News viewers’ soft, oatmeal-like brains,” Kimmel said.

He then played a clip of Eric Trump on Hannity, in which he questioned why prosecutors were not targeting Hillary Clinton.

“If you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father,” Kimmel responded.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jimmy-kimmel-brutally-mocks-the-trumps-for-getting-dumped-by-their-accountants-during-tax-season/ar-AATW38H?ocid=msedgntp

How some of the commenters don’t see what a crook DJT is, baffles me. It speaks not only to their intelligence but to their character. It is really frightening.

Fugitive Chinese billionaire who joined forces with Steve Bannon has filed for bankruptcy

https://www.rawstory.com/guo-wengui-bankruptcy/

A judge just handed Trump a major loss in the DC attorney general’s lawsuit over inauguration funds as the case heads to trial

A judge reinstated the Trump Organization as a defendant in a lawsuit over the potential misuse of inauguration funds.

The DC Attorney General alleges the organization wrongly took nonprofit funds from Trump’s 2017 inauguration.

A judge ruled the AG brought enough evidence to keep the company as a defendant.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-judge-just-handed-trump-a-major-loss-in-the-dc-attorney-general-s-lawsuit-over-inauguration-funds-as-the-case-heads-to-trial/ar-AATSSKH?ocid=msedgntp

Traitor Trump is like a mafia gang leader who stole everything he could from the USA.

Expert: Trump’s financial desperation ‘explodes the national security risk by a factor of 10’

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-financial-desperation-has-created-a-new-national-security-risk/

Pretty good! All Trump can do with a calculator is get it to spell “BOOBS” upside-down.

Rut roh.

His kids bragged they got all the money they needed from Russians. They don’t need no stinking loans from banks! And the Donald bragged he was the king of managing debt. However smart he is at conning others out of their money, there are only two certainties in life. Death, and Taxes. He cannot con the grim reaper.

It seems that all these trump supporters who apparently never heard of him during the 40 years he was grifting and settling constantly out of court, seem to think there has never been any evidence of just how rotten to the core trump, his children and his whole organization are. Just how surprised are they going to be when this goes to trial?

“The perfect way to enjoy Coffee, Tea, or Liberal Tears!”— pitch letter promoting $20 campaign-merch mug showing Sen. Josh Hawley’s fist-raise to Jan 6 demonstrators outside Capitol

He has chronic anal chancer sores.

Same calculator that counted the votes.

Never a good sign when your accountant doesn’t just quit — they tell the world that the last ten years of their work is almost certainly fraud.

I wouldn’t let the accountants completely off the hook. They need to sing like a canary, or start looking into what they have done that’s illegal. Maybe look anyway, than the slow moving DOJ will have some leverage on them. I need a lot of popcorn to watch the DOJ take too long.

Uh oh for a good ten years. An account firm that is not so good at accounting when being held to account for the lack of truth backing the numbers they were paid to determine. When the Feds come asking questions they decide it is time to take their pencils and calculators and go home. Go figure. Bet this same thing happens at other way more successful companies.